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Grandmaster_Skweeb
04-22-2014, 12:23 AM
Decided to not post this in the news section 'cause it is so hilariously fuckin' stupid. I can't entertain the subject without laughing and using colorful language directed at the assclowns in high places of authority wasting time, money, and breathable air.

So the morons in the department of homeland security have added another possibility to the list of possibilities that may contribute to becoming a turr'rist! 'Sudden personality changes' in children. You heard it here, folks.

Here's the part that really takes the cake:
“Parents might see sudden personality changes in their children at home—becoming confrontational. Religious leaders might notice unexpected clashes over ideological differences. Teachers might hear a student expressing an interest in traveling to a conflict zone overseas. Or friends might notice a new interest in watching or sharing violent material.”

The rest is in here. Read on for hilarity. (http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/counterterrorism-chief-parents-should-watch-for-sudden-personality-changes-in-children/)

Another link on the topic. Is for funsies. (http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140419/17075126967/homeland-security-adviser-warns-parents-that-their-mouthy-kids-may-grow-up-to-be-terrorists.shtml)

Thinking for themselves! Forming opinions on things! Questioning! How Orwellian!

Now, if you'll all excuse me I'm going to go be sterlized so my potential future groinlings won't fall prey to the ravages of puberty..er...terrorism. 'Murca!

Aldurin
04-22-2014, 01:24 AM
Now we need parody scenes of teen growing-up drama where the expected script is suddenly cut off by the FBI raiding the home.

Magus
04-22-2014, 10:24 AM
I've yet to run into a teenager expressing an interest to visit a conflict zone, but anyway, the rest seems kind of par for the course.

Bard The 5th LW
04-22-2014, 08:25 PM
I've yet to run into a teenager expressing an interest to visit a conflict zone, but anyway, the rest seems kind of par for the course.

Want to join the army? Terrorist.

Loyal
04-22-2014, 10:50 PM
Man, who said Joe McCarthy was dead?

Osterbaum
04-24-2014, 01:52 PM
Want to join the army? Terrorist.
That's actually pretty accurate. The US Army, the world's largest terror(ist) organization!

Flarecobra
04-24-2014, 02:01 PM
Now we need parody scenes of teen growing-up drama where the expected script is suddenly cut off by the FBI raiding the home.

Something like this? (http://news.yahoo.com/call-of-duty-swat-long-island-131101346.html?vp=1) You're just whooping ass in a game, and an irate ragequitter calls the police on you?