Grandmaster_Skweeb
04-22-2014, 12:23 AM
Decided to not post this in the news section 'cause it is so hilariously fuckin' stupid. I can't entertain the subject without laughing and using colorful language directed at the assclowns in high places of authority wasting time, money, and breathable air.
So the morons in the department of homeland security have added another possibility to the list of possibilities that may contribute to becoming a turr'rist! 'Sudden personality changes' in children. You heard it here, folks.
Here's the part that really takes the cake:
“Parents might see sudden personality changes in their children at home—becoming confrontational. Religious leaders might notice unexpected clashes over ideological differences. Teachers might hear a student expressing an interest in traveling to a conflict zone overseas. Or friends might notice a new interest in watching or sharing violent material.”
The rest is in here. Read on for hilarity. (http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/counterterrorism-chief-parents-should-watch-for-sudden-personality-changes-in-children/)
Another link on the topic. Is for funsies. (http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140419/17075126967/homeland-security-adviser-warns-parents-that-their-mouthy-kids-may-grow-up-to-be-terrorists.shtml)
Thinking for themselves! Forming opinions on things! Questioning! How Orwellian!
Now, if you'll all excuse me I'm going to go be sterlized so my potential future groinlings won't fall prey to the ravages of puberty..er...terrorism. 'Murca!
So the morons in the department of homeland security have added another possibility to the list of possibilities that may contribute to becoming a turr'rist! 'Sudden personality changes' in children. You heard it here, folks.
Here's the part that really takes the cake:
“Parents might see sudden personality changes in their children at home—becoming confrontational. Religious leaders might notice unexpected clashes over ideological differences. Teachers might hear a student expressing an interest in traveling to a conflict zone overseas. Or friends might notice a new interest in watching or sharing violent material.”
The rest is in here. Read on for hilarity. (http://washington.cbslocal.com/2014/04/18/counterterrorism-chief-parents-should-watch-for-sudden-personality-changes-in-children/)
Another link on the topic. Is for funsies. (http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140419/17075126967/homeland-security-adviser-warns-parents-that-their-mouthy-kids-may-grow-up-to-be-terrorists.shtml)
Thinking for themselves! Forming opinions on things! Questioning! How Orwellian!
Now, if you'll all excuse me I'm going to go be sterlized so my potential future groinlings won't fall prey to the ravages of puberty..er...terrorism. 'Murca!