The NEW Random Thoughts Thread

[RobinStarwing]

If Dog is God spelled backwards...does this mean that the whole of creation is actually controlled from inside a Security Control Room by a Golden Retriever?

[Red Mage Black]

If we're going to start from the beginning, I'd like to think either a Wolf, a jackal or a coyote. On that question, what if humans were actually meant to be canines instead, dogs are actually our more common ancestor and scientists have it all wrong? Sounds a whole lot cooler than apes than me, but that's just being hopeful.

Now for my random thought:
Considering the Conservation of Energy, it somehow makes reincarnation make sense. If we take it as the Cycle of Samsara, how does it work once someone reaches Nirvana and breaks it?

[shiney]

Nirvana is simply contained within the whole of energy conservation. An entity enters, and excess energy is released back to maintain balance. Or...whatever. Maybe someone's like "I'm tired of Nirvana, I want to suffer for a thousand years because lol"

If you're gassy on a first date, is it better to quietly and consistently release or to repeatedly run out of the room as your flatulence becomes increasingly disruptive? I've always wondered. Surely there have been many people with unexpected uncontrollable gas who are also on a first date with a special someone.

[RobinStarwing]

Nirvana is simply contained within the whole of energy conservation. An entity enters, and excess energy is released back to maintain balance. Or...whatever. Maybe someone's like "I'm tired of Nirvana, I want to suffer for a thousand years because lol"

If you're gassy on a first date, is it better to quietly and consistently release or to repeatedly run out of the room as your flatulence becomes increasingly disruptive? I've always wondered. Surely there have been many people with unexpected uncontrollable gas who are also on a first date with a special someone.

Better to have not eaten any combination of Boiled Cabbage, Coleslaw, and/or Sauerkraut in the previous 24-36 hours for lunch or dinner. My mom fed my dad coleslaw for lunch. Followed by cabbage from boiled dinner the day before he had to head to the field for exercises and...well part of that exercise was being inside an M2 Bradley for extended lengths of time...

Which brings up an interesting question...what is the best way to have Cabbage? Boiled with Corned Beef is awesome in my view.

[shiney]

W/teriyaki or GTFO

[Revising Ocelot]

Poop

[RobinStarwing]

W/teriyaki or GTFO

Only when it's Oriental Cabbages. If it's a European Cabbage...boiled is still best.

Poop

^_^ My only response.

Are Special Brownies really all that Special?

[pochercoaster]

When you're sitting at the bus stop and there is like a bajillion empty seats and young men wearing a bucket of cologne think they're smooth and sit down RIGHT next to you- STOP. This happened to me just a minute ago and I gave this guy a "you're fucking kidding me, right?" Look and immediately got up and left.

So now I'm waiting outside in the heat instead of inside the bus depot. Grumble.

[shiney]

Sorry, you said you gave him a "look" when you should have been all "And I thought you're fucking kidding me, right?'

You LOSE. You get NOTHING. Good DAY ma'am.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Now for my random thought:
Considering the Conservation of Energy, it somehow makes reincarnation make sense. If we take it as the Cycle of Samsara, how does it work once someone reaches Nirvana and breaks it?

Nirvana is simply contained within the whole of energy conservation. An entity enters, and excess energy is released back to maintain balance. Or...whatever. Maybe someone's like "I'm tired of Nirvana, I want to suffer for a thousand years because lol"


Then explain entropy.

[RobinStarwing]

Then explain entropy.

Chaos, Walpurgisnacht, or Spiral Energy...take your pick.

On an completely random note...I just spent the afternoon making a late lunch/early supper of Pork Center Cut Ribs (cooked via tinfoil over it in the oven in a baking pan with a couple cups of water and some Worcestershire Sauce), used the juices from cooking the meat to make pork gravy (seasoned with sea salt and using Corn Starch as the thickening agent) to put on said meat and mashed potatoes. The veggie side was a steamed California Medley that I put margarine, sea salt (fresh cracked), and pepper on.

[pochercoaster]

Sorry, you said you gave him a "look" when you should have been all "And I thought you're fucking kidding me, right?'

You LOSE. You get NOTHING. Good DAY ma'am.

You just reminded me about Tig Notaro:

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[walkertexasdruid]

Is there just one infinite universe or are there multiple universes?

[shiney]

Well I mean it's the random thoughts thread not the random looks thread. Gosh.

[pochercoaster]

ಠ_ಠ

[RobinStarwing]

Is there just one infinite universe or are there multiple universes?

The answer to your question is both. The Multiverse is infinite and every universe is it's own self-contained infinity.

Well I mean it's the random thoughts thread not the random looks thread. Gosh.

I could open a thread for Random Looks, Random Mooks, Random Rooks, Random Brooks & Dunn Dah-dah-dunn! Random is the new Black!

ಠ_ಠ

:smug: Ohhhh yeaaaah! Let's do the...what the hell is that anyways?

[shiney]

Not enough <3s available.

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)

[shiney]

That's a little too close to being Nic Cage. I'm going to have to give you a two week time-out.

[Arhra]

Why DID Nic Cage have jellybeans instead of alcohol in the Ghost Rider movie?

[RobinStarwing]

Why DID Nic Cage have jellybeans instead of alcohol in the Ghost Rider movie?

Let's not even go there. Anything Nic Cage-related is bound to turn very very very strange...

...also Jellybeans are so much better than liquor.

[Flarecobra]

Let's not even go there. Anything Nic Cage-related is bound to turn very very very strange...

...also Jellybeans are so much better than liquor.

Why not (http://jellybelly.com/candies/Alcohol%20Flavor%20Jelly%20Beans) have both? (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/01/23/jelly-belly-beer-jelly-bean/4792607/)

[shiney]

I wish there were a two-week super unban for Flare because totally earned.

[RobinStarwing]

Why not (http://jellybelly.com/candies/Alcohol%20Flavor%20Jelly%20Beans) have both? (http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/01/23/jelly-belly-beer-jelly-bean/4792607/)

I wish there were a two-week super unban for Flare because totally earned.

Is there beer-flavored Candy Corn cause it's actually Candy Corn season right now.

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

That's a little too close to being Nic Cage. I'm going to have to give you a two week time-out.

http://i.imgur.com/jVF4ztA.jpg

[RobinStarwing]

http://i.imgur.com/jVF4ztA.jpg

In other news...I made chicken noodle soup almost from scratch (cheated in a few places)! It is good stuff.

[synkr0nized]

http://i.imgur.com/jVF4ztA.jpg

"You cannot give reputation to this user."

Way to be banned, Skweeb.

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

I REGRET NOTHING!

NOTHING!

[shiney]

Except for your regrets, right?

[RobinStarwing]

I REGRET NOTHING!

NOTHING!

Well then you do regret Something as Nothing is actually Something via being the absence of Something so when you say you regret Nothing, you are actually truly regretting Something via that very Nothing.

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

Just...no, Robin.
http://i.imgur.com/3YrSt1P.jpg

[shiney]

You got hit with Carl Bratanananalewski*. You done fucked up, son.

* Or Smith, or Jones. Whatever, it doesn't matter. None of this matters.

[RobinStarwing]

You got hit with Carl Bratanananalewski*. You done fucked up, son.

* Or Smith, or Jones. Whatever, it doesn't matter. None of this matters.

Well to be fair...is Candy Corn really Candy Corn if it's maple-flavored or am I confusing Butterscotch flavoring for Maple on that?

Also...I like Butterscotch pudding. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b5OIIOcnVQ)

[rpgdemon]

Um, does anyone else's "Jump to latest post" button not work for this thread? I keep getting sent to the first post.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Um, does anyone else's "Jump to latest post" button not work for this thread? I keep getting sent to the first post.

This thread is a creature of chaos. It does not live by the rules of this forum's code and does as it pleases.

[RobinStarwing]

This thread is a creature of chaos. It does not live by the rules of this forum's code and does as it pleases.

Precisely!