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shiney
10-14-2014, 02:24 PM
Hey folks, I added some new rep comments on the top end other day. Hover over the gems and see what you think. For reference and fun, here's what we have and the levels right now. If you guys want we can play around with these and redo a couple or what have you? Suggestions welcome. :)

[-250] points -- User is beyond the depths of the hellish abyss.
[-45] points -- User is so stupid a ban was placed.
[-30] points -- User is on the way to destruction.
[-10] points -- User had better shape up.
0 points -- User is an unknown quantity at this point.
10 points -- User is reputed to be..repu..tational. Yes.
20 points -- User will become famous soon enough. Eventually. Maybe.
35 points -- User has a spectacular disco-style aura about.
50 points -- User is like one of those neat quartz stones you find at the beach.
75 points -- User is so pumped up.
100 points -- User is a glorious beacon of painfully blinding light.
150 points -- User is a name known to all, except that guy.
225 points -- User is a splendid one to behold, except in the mornings.
300 points -- User is a ray of sunshine lighting up your life.
375 points -- User is the wind beneath your wings.
450 points -- User is the belle of the ball.
525 points -- User bakes the most delicious cookies you've ever tasted.
600 points -- User single-handedly slew a dragon.
675 points -- User is a real American hero.
725 points -- User hacked the Gibson.
800 points -- User is like Reed Richards, but prettier.
875 points -- User can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
950 points -- User INVENTED reputation, you know!
1025 points -- User is a sparkling bit of joy and beauty in an otherwise harsh and uncaring world.
1100 points -- User would dive into a lake to save a drowning girl from a sinking car, without even stopping to think about how dangerous it was.
1175 points -- User is facing every kind of danger imaginable - and loving it!
1250 points -- User is one of Jay-Z's 99 problems. Possibly two.
1325 points -- User ruled well and wisely, in the Golden Age.
1400 points -- User can secretly fly, but doesn't, because it would make everyone else feel bad that they can't.
1475 points -- User is the best around. No one's ever gonna keep them down.
1550 points -- User once rocked so hard it's now a crime.
1625 points -- User slew the jabberwocky! Callooh! Callay!
1700 points -- User is the 13th apostle of funk.
1775 points -- User has the dial turned up to eleven. Maybe twelve.
1850 points -- User has almost as my rep points as they do fail posts
1925 points -- User will now be known as Freedom Friday, but still on a Tuesday!
2050 points -- User broke the dial off at twelve but is probably at infinity or something.
2125 points -- User farts unicorns that themselves fart rainbows.
2200 points -- User did away with the unicorn requirement and straight up farts rainbows on their own.
2275 points -- User is, objectively speaking, superior to you in every conceivable way.
2350 points -- User has apparently made an impact on one or two people over the years.
2425 points -- User sucks! Wait, rules. Oops.
2500 points -- User has indicated, by your reading this, that they are now President and you have to fart gourmet mustard arugula into your Obamacare.
2750 points -- User can afford to hire someone to poop for them.
3000 points -- User is like, the Tom Brady of NPF. Okay. Joe Montana.
3250 points -- User isn't just above the law -- they are the law.
3500 points -- User has become a black hole for reputation.
3750 points -- User once spliced a monkey with a guinea pig, and well, the rest is history.
4000 points -- User probably impersonated Krylo, or IS Krylo, or in any case Krylo has too much rep and sucks.
29999 points -- User is Dr. Mother-Fucking-McNinja.
50000 points -- User is GODDAMN AWESOME.
80000 points -- User is .... well, he's Jesus.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
10-14-2014, 02:27 PM
do people even use the rep system anymore? I am not being sarcastic, I am genuine here

shiney
10-14-2014, 02:29 PM
Yes, many do, pretty consistently.

Flarecobra
10-14-2014, 02:32 PM
Let's see what mine is..

EDIT: Unicorns and rainbows.

Shyria Dracnoir
10-14-2014, 03:55 PM
600 points -- User single-handedly slew a dragon.

I'd like to complain about the blatant herpetophobia on this site. I thought NPF was supposed to be a safe space

FOR SHINY TO HIRE SOMEONE TO POOP ON

shiney
10-14-2014, 04:06 PM
I could always change the s to a b?

phil_
10-14-2014, 04:14 PM
"User single-handedly befriended a dragon" sounds nice.

Also, is "User has almost as my rep points as they do fail posts" supposed to be "User has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts?"

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
10-14-2014, 04:16 PM
I miss having the slew a dragon one, much better than this crappy america one.

And wow, holy shit, the rep levels actually go that high?! Is that... neccesary?

Shyria Dracnoir
10-14-2014, 04:23 PM
I could always change the s to a b?

I WITHDRAW MY PREVIOUS COMPLAINT, CURRENT ONE IS FINE

Nique
10-14-2014, 04:29 PM
9,001: User is over 9000

Eh? EH?

LIKE FROM DRAGONBALL

shiney
10-14-2014, 04:38 PM
"User single-handedly befriended a dragon" sounds nice.

Also, is "User has almost as my rep points as they do fail posts" supposed to be "User has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts?"

Indeed, thanks for the heads-up.

I WITHDRAW MY PREVIOUS COMPLAINT, CURRENT ONE IS FINE

What do you have against "bingle-handedly"?

Revising Ocelot
10-14-2014, 04:57 PM
I think over half my rep is just from Fifthfiend's inflated contributions. So since he doesn't post here now I haven't had any reputation at all this year. Great success!

EDIT: Also my message takes 'irony' and piledrives it into molten slag.

DOUBLE EDIT: And SOMEONE has ruined the message by repping me further. I lose either way!
You also added an extra cube to my line this has ruined my day completely!

Ryong
10-14-2014, 06:25 PM
Most of my rep comes from rep threads so I always got the feeling that no one gave a damn about my posts.

Fenris
10-14-2014, 07:26 PM
My reputation comes primarily from abusing the membership.

Stockholm's like what?

Kyanbu The Legend
10-14-2014, 08:38 PM
I miss having the slew a dragon one, much better than this crappy america one.

And wow, holy shit, the rep levels actually go that high?! Is that... necessary?

Probably not, it's like that near unreachable goal that's there. Almost motivational.

shiney
10-14-2014, 08:58 PM
My reputation comes primarily from abusing the membership.

Stockholm's like what?

My Obamacares!

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
10-14-2014, 09:34 PM
*looks at own pathetic reputation*

*shrugs*

*goes back to writing the shiney/fenris fanfic*

phil_
10-14-2014, 09:51 PM
*goes back to writing the shiney/fenris fanfic*Is that where the comic is headed? I didn't see that coming.

Flarecobra
10-14-2014, 10:12 PM
Wait until the dance number.

synkr0nized
10-14-2014, 10:17 PM
*looks at own pathetic reputation*

*shrugs*

*goes back to writing the shiney/fenris fanfic*

Do you need any material? LIKE SECRET ADMIN ACCESS TO ALL THE HOT FENRIS/SHINEY ACTION FOR MAXIMUM SHIPPING?!





Speaking of admin abuse, I am a little disappointed that I've not bothered to artificially inflate my rep. But in fairness I guess it is pretty damn inflated from being given mod/admin account boosts for posts back when I used to be funny I was marginally less boring.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
10-14-2014, 10:20 PM
Do you need any material? LIKE SECRET ADMIN ACCESS TO ALL THE HOT FENRIS/SHINEY ACTION FOR MAXIMUM SHIPPING?!

DO I EVER!

:dance:

Flarecobra
10-14-2014, 10:25 PM
Can we see a bit from this?

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
10-14-2014, 10:28 PM
Too steamy for NPF. It would set the server on fire in its current state.

synkr0nized
10-14-2014, 10:30 PM
Too steamy for NPF. It would set the server on fire in its current state.

Here, just for you: too hot for general use (http://www.nuklearforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=95)**

edit: this may not have worked correctly! Fuck it, this is LIVE television

Flarecobra
10-14-2014, 10:40 PM
I didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way.

synkr0nized
10-14-2014, 10:43 PM
It's not like I planned for this day and totally doctored up saved up a cache of pictures of shiney and fenris smooching lovingly. HOW WAS I TO KNOW



I haven't eaten since noon, and I was stuck in traffic for four hours to complete a 55-mile trip and only got home a couple of hours ago and have been responding to dealers for car price quotes which is kind of exciting and then I started looking at old NPF images I saved for this thread and wait none of this is the steamy secrets I promised but that's kind of a dead horse now


Give us more rep comments.

And yes we need them, because Krylo and like three other people have way too many and probably could use something to aspire to. Since it is so vital and certainly a focus in their lives.

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
10-14-2014, 10:51 PM
I didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way.

Wait till you see chapter 42. In which after a messy break up shiney plays his mixtape outside Fenris' window.

shiney
10-14-2014, 11:02 PM
4500 points -- User didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way.

akaSM
10-14-2014, 11:16 PM
It would set the server on fire in its current state.

So, just another day in NPF-server-land.

RickZarber
10-14-2014, 11:32 PM
This sounds more like rewriting chapters of CoM,CoL.

...If it wasn't already a part. I don't really remember; it was convoluted and also a long time ago.

Loyal
10-14-2014, 11:40 PM
I'm so... nondistinguishingly positive?

Kyanbu The Legend
10-15-2014, 12:02 AM
Too steamy for NPF. It would set the server on fire in its current state.

Now I'm curious.

batgirl
10-15-2014, 07:12 AM
4500 points -- User didn't even know you could use a corkscrew in that way.

As evidenced by the patient I picked up last week, I totally know that you can use a corkscrew in that way. ^_^

Gregness
10-15-2014, 10:34 AM
NowhammiesnowhammiesSTOP

Edit: The hell's the Gibson?

Amake
10-15-2014, 10:48 AM
I seem to have stopped giving people an additional gem on their bar most of the time I give rep, along with skipping over the whole "has almost as many rep points as they do fail posts" rank. That's probably for the better. . .

Shyria Dracnoir
10-15-2014, 10:56 AM
Oh hey, checking my own comment bar, I'm as rich as shiny now.

yaaaaay

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope
10-15-2014, 11:06 AM
Now I'm curious.

Wait till you read the chapter with the rubber chicken.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
10-15-2014, 11:08 AM
How does this system equate to how many gems you actually have anyway? After 8 years I still haven't worked that out.

shiney
10-15-2014, 11:13 AM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk
10-15-2014, 11:14 AM
Well that clears everything right up then! Thanks Shiney.

Intern Nin
10-15-2014, 01:52 PM
Last I checked I binglehandedly slew the dragon. Where am I at now...

Edit: What is the Gibson? We may never know.

Flarecobra
10-15-2014, 02:21 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibson_Code

Google is awesome.

shiney
10-15-2014, 02:54 PM
Man if you don't know what hacked the gibson means you need to brush up on your shitty early 90s teen hacker movies.

Fenris
10-15-2014, 08:50 PM
synk what the fuck

---------- Post added at 08:50 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:49 PM ----------

i trusted you

Kyanbu The Legend
10-15-2014, 08:59 PM
How does this system equate to how many gems you actually have anyway? After 8 years I still haven't worked that out.

Magic, magic and brownies.

shiney
10-15-2014, 09:02 PM
5000 points -- User is [censored for Unusual use of a goat].

Intern Nin
10-15-2014, 09:54 PM
Man if you don't know what hacked the gibson means you need to brush up on your shitty early 90s teen hacker movies.

Or I could do something more productive and mentally stimulating with my free time, like start a nostril goblin collection.

Krylo
10-15-2014, 11:17 PM
Man if you don't know what hacked the gibson means you need to brush up on your shitty early 90s teen hacker movies.

http://i.imgur.com/NtL3w17.gif

---------- Post added at 11:17 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:14 PM ----------

Also I'm now a rep level above the rep level about being me. I'm having an existential crisis.

Arhra
10-16-2014, 08:34 AM
Can't you just hack it like you hacked the Gibson?

Or is that a hack too far?

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
10-16-2014, 08:39 AM
http://i.imgur.com/NtL3w17.gif

---------- Post added at 11:17 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:14 PM ----------

Also I'm now a rep level above the rep level about being me. I'm having an existential crisis.

http://i.imgur.com/f7rJAZ7.gif

Revising Ocelot
10-16-2014, 06:21 PM
Hacking's dull, and throwing vending machines at people lost its allure after that one video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3wOT9cSg4) came out, thus rendering everything after it unnecessary. How am I supposed to infiltrate now? Fuck hacking, fuck reputation. I will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them.

shiney
10-16-2014, 07:54 PM
5500 points -- User will strap all reputation givers to balloons and kidnap them.

---------- Post added at 07:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:53 PM ----------

Basically these are all just Krylo levels at this point unless we're around in yet another ten years *****shrugs*****

Satan's Onion
10-19-2014, 12:56 AM
I respectfully submit that the top rep tier become "{user} is the Nazz, with God-given ass". It means the same thing as the current top rep tier, but is also a Bowie lyric.