Staph Infection

[synkr0nized]

In recognition of his talent and entertaining thread creation that clearly is a sign of a superior breeding than the rest of you, Daimo is now a mod.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I'm calling shenanigans and a possible pinko Canadian conspiracy.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Thank You thank you, now kneel before Mac

[Shyria Dracnoir]

NO MODS OR KINGS

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I never called myself a god or king. I prefer Super Kami Guru

[Shyria Dracnoir]

NO GODS OR KINGS OR SUPER KAMI GURUS

ONLY MAN

[Seil]

Who?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

DOUBLE INFRACTION FOR SEIL!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

TAKE YOUR INFRACTION VOODOO BACK TO CANADA WHERE IT BELONGS

[synkr0nized]

Post: Staff Update (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1246445)
User: Seil (http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=14750)
Infraction: YE DOUBT MY POWER
Points: 9001

* obligatory crushing of my scouter *

I guess that means Seil has to be banned.

Nice work, Daimo.

[Fenris]

oh christ alive the fuck is this

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oh nvm this seems to be going ok

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

oh christ alive the fuck is this

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oh nvm this seems to be going ok

Seil has been put in his place. His pissing all over the carpet has finally stopped :smug:

[Solid Snake]

You mean my Mod application was denied?!?!?
Shame on you all.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

You mean my Mod application was denied?!?!?
Shame on you all.

Does thou bow before Super Kami Mac?

[Fenris]

Does thou bow before Super Kami Mac?

Dost* thou

god damnit we need to get you learned in oldspeak if this is gonna be a thing now

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

The Fenris speaks the truth. I shall master the archaic ole english if I am to be feared

[Flarecobra]

Is Mac trying to be like Cyan or Frog?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Is Mac trying to be like Cyan or Frog?

Trying and failing. Maybe if I adopt the Japanese version of frog it will work *off to buy some liquor*

[Fenris]

*off to buy some liquor*

Normally I'd say that alcohol would only hinder this particular unchecked bit of zany modlerator aNtIcS but this has been incredibly tame so I can only hope that you are an extremely reckless and belligerent drunk in order to get a little entertainment around here.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Normally I'd say that alcohol would only hinder this particular unchecked bit of zany modlerator aNtIcS but this has been incredibly tame so I can only hope that you are an extremely reckless and belligerent drunk in order to get a little entertainment around here.

Can do!


By the way that sound you hear is my liver screaming.

[synkr0nized]

You mean my Mod application was denied?!?!?
Shame on you all.

Did you sign Form 66-dash Alpha 3 in all the appropriate places? Also New Moderator Conduct Agreement forms must be signed in triplicate and notarized before filing.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I can only hope that you are an extremely reckless and belligerent drunk in order to get a little entertainment around here.

If he's not, I'll pick up the slack.

[Seil]

You can't win, Daimo. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

You can't win, Daimo. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

There is no Daimo only Super Kami Guru!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I've seen overripe avocados in my crisper drawer that were more intimidating than this.

[Solid Snake]

Fenris your avatar is horrific on mobile browsers

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I've seen overripe avocados in my crisper drawer that were more intimidating than this.

Another crack outta you missy and its to the Cornfield where you will be with a group of musicians

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

BIG ZAM LAUNCHES TO DEFEND SOLOMON FROM MOBILE SUITS
ENDS UP ONLY STOPPING MOBILE BROWSING

MORE AT 11

[Solid Snake]

I feel like I should know who Big Zam is.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

The robot that's currently murdering your mobile browsing experience with his bigness.

[Solid Snake]

Well I mean, I assume there's more to Big Zam than that.
(He did force me to transfer over to my desktop, though.)

[Fenris]

Fenris your avatar is horrific on mobile browsers

Praise be to Zeon !

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Well I mean, I assume there's more to Big Zam than that.
(He did force me to transfer over to my desktop, though.)

Okay there are a few more subtle aspects to Big Zam's character.

Number one is the Big Zam beam.
Then there are several Big Zam missiles.
Big Zam gets tired very quickly and cannot play with the Federation for very long.
Big Zam enjoys long walks on the beach, whereby he crushes his enemy underfoot.

[Solid Snake]

Wow, Fenris.

K-Re$ha was right! You really are dickface aligned.

[Seil]

I feel like I should know who Big Zam is.

Pq3MKQCXsUQ

[Solid Snake]

Seil just posted a Game Grumps link?
No wonder he was banned like, literally less than one minute after posting that.

[Fenris]

Pq3MKQCXsUQ

Somebody gets the - Oh hey, Big Zam!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Wow, Fenris.

K-Re$ha was right! You really are dickface aligned.

By insulting Fenris, you have been infracted. I don't have banning powers just yet and you should be grateful.

[Fenris]

By insulting Fenris, you have been infracted. I don't have banning powers just yet and you should be grateful.

nah like, I probably deserve that

I mean at this point I just kinda assume that any and all insults directed towards me are likely my fault, because, well - Oh hey, Big Zam!

[Solid Snake]

By insulting Fenris, you have been infracted. I don't have banning powers just yet and you should be grateful.

Shouldn't K-Re$ha be double infracted, then?
I mean, both for the original insult and for the fact that it's been copy-pasted into a brand-new insult.
Everyone, quick: Copy-paste K-Re$ha's snarky quote! Let's get K-Re$ha permabanned!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Wow, Fenris.

K-Re$ha was right! You really are dickface aligned.

Fenris is A Dickface, Dickface aligned.


http://i.imgur.com/cBQhVVL.gif

[Seil]

By insulting Fenris, you have been infracted. I don't have banning powers just yet and you should be grateful.

So what you're saying is that you float like a butterfly, and sting like a butterfly?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

So what you're saying is that you float like a butterfly, and sting like a butterfly?

I have no sting yet for I do not have banning powers...yet. But when I do, you will be first against the wall!

[Fenris]

So what you're saying is that you float like a butterfly, and sting like a butterfly?

jfc

game over

seil wins

everybody else go home

(oh hey Big Zam)

[Solid Snake]

Dear Solid Snake,

You have received an infraction at Nuklear Power Forums.

Reason: For Insulting Fenris and not bowing before my might!
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This infraction is worth 9001 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

...

I tremble before the might of the new Mods.

[Seil]

you will be first against the wall!

Promises, promises.

[mauve]

archaic ole english

KNAVE! Fie! Go--Get thee hence, remove thyself from my sight. Tis not Old English you speak-- Tis Shakespearean! Early Modern English!

Ah, Marry, my temper claims the best of me. A thousand pardons.

Listen, sirrah, listen. Prithee, hear these words and thou shalt hear Old English, a tongue spoken five centuries prior to Shakespeare's time, now considered a dead language.
zfaEGU45lKA

TL: DR = Blatant misuse of Old English. Requesting automatic removal of Mod powers.

Also Mauve is a jerk.

[Solid Snake]

Hysterically, that infraction was worth 8999 points more than the 2 points I got for the one actual infraction I've received before, years ago, from Brian's wife, when I was legitimately being a Conservative-Snake jackass.

I just want to establish here that the Mods genuinely believe that what I've just done is forty-five hundred times more awful than what I did then.

Consistency: NPF Mods do not know the meaning of that term!

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

So hey, question.

DaimoMusic
Super Kami Guru!

Join Date: Apr 2006

K-Re$ha
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY


Join Date: Sep 2004

Which of these two people deserves to be a Mod?
Protip: It's me. I beat Dark Souls 1 and 2 and almost all of the optional bosses therein.

[Solid Snake]

Hey guess when my join date was, K-Re$ha
Guess

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

It was sometime this month several years ago!

Happy birthday! Though it was many years ago that your account was created, it is only today that you will be given a name.

What will that name be?

[Seil]

PdAOLglegu8

[Fenris]

Which of these two people deserves to be a Mod?

BraveFencer?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

KNAVE! Fie! Go--Get thee hence, remove thyself from my sight. Tis not Old English you speak-- Tis Shakespearean! Early Modern English!

Ah, Marry, my temper claims the best of me. A thousand pardons.

Listen, sirrah, listen. Prithee, hear these words and thou shalt hear Old English, a tongue spoken five centuries prior to Shakespeare's time, now considered a dead language.
zfaEGU45lKA

TL: DR = Blatant misuse of Old English. Requesting automatic removal of Mod powers.

Also Mauve is a jerk.

Et tu brutus?

[Solid Snake]

...I know I'm supposed to be thinking of a snarky name but I can't help staring at that cute anime person dancing in your avatar.
Every time K-Re$ha posts I know I'm going to be lost in that shit for at least a couple minutes

And how long have you used that avatar?
How many posts of yours have I read?
How many hours of my life have I lost?!?

[Seil]

Can I be the jerk in the forums? 'Cause that's an important part of a forum's success.

[Solid Snake]

On the other hand, Mac's avatar is hideous, and ensures that I quickly skip over everything he types because seriously dude, choose something other than the ugliest goblin ever drawn

[Fenris]

Can I be the jerk in the forums? 'Cause that's an important part of a forum's success.

tbh every time you post another video to something tangentally related to the topic of the thread you take 2 steps back

I mean your text posts up there? Totally aces. The Doctor Who video? Not so much.

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On the other hand, Mac's avatar is hideous, and ensures that I quickly skip over everything he types because seriously dude, choose something other than the ugliest goblin ever drawn

Oh hey, Big Zam!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

On the other hand, Mac's avatar is hideous, and ensures that I quickly skip over everything he types because seriously dude, choose something other than the ugliest goblin ever drawn

You do not speak ill of Super Kami Guru you uncultured swine!

[synkr0nized]

So what you're saying is that you float like a butterfly, and sting like a butterfly?

...

I tremble before the might of the new Mods.

So hey, question.





Which of these two people deserves to be a Mod?
Protip: It's me. I beat Dark Souls 1 and 2 and almost all of the optional bosses therein.

BraveFencer?

It was sometime this month several years ago!

Happy birthday! Though it was many years ago that your account was created, it is only today that you will be given a name.

What will that name be?


fuck
I went to talk to my brother on the phone and then all of these great posts happened.

[Solid Snake]

Synk only included my least favorite post of all the incredible posts I contributed here
BRB guys, going to cry into a pillow for a couple hours

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

BraveFencer?

Funny story! My most recent Dark Souls 2 character totally used rapiers to battle evil and shit. So, that makes me a Brave Fencer!

http://i.imgur.com/RqnAe2r.jpg


...I know I'm supposed to be thinking of a snarky name but I can't help staring at that cute anime person dancing in your avatar.
Every time K-Re$ha posts I know I'm going to be lost in that shit for at least a couple minutes

And how long have you used that avatar?
How many posts of yours have I read?
How many hours of my life have I lost?!?


That's Miyako. I like her a lot. Losing hours watching things related to her is something I can relate to.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Oh hey I am Big Zam now. Not as good as Super Kami Guru, but I guess its more intimidating.

[mauve]

Dear Mauve Mage,

You have received an infraction at Nuklear Power Forums.

Reason: For betraying my trust and friendship!
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This infraction is worth 9001 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
I don't know what the points mean but it sounds bad.

[Fenris]

Oh hey I am Big Zam now. Not as good as Super Kami Guru, but I guess its more intimidating.

...you have now been busted down to L'il Zam status.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I don't know what the points mean but it sounds bad.

If you get enough you can redeem them for a slice of greasy lukewarm pizza.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Can I be the jerk in the forums? 'Cause that's an important part of a forum's success.

YOU DARE MUSCLE IN ON MY TURF?

YOU WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION

[Solid Snake]

I'M STILL CRYING IN THAT PILLOW, SYNK

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

...you have now been busted down to L'il Zam status.

Sorry sir, won't happen again

[synkr0nized]

Post: Staff Update (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1246441)
User: Shyria Dracnoir (http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=22000)
Infraction: You doubt the power of Super Kami Guru
Points: 9001

Post: Staff Update (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1246474)
User: Shyria Dracnoir (http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=22000)
Infraction: You dare mock me!
Points: 9001

Post: Staff Update (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1246484)
User: Solid Snake (http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=56)
Infraction: For Insulting Fenris and not bowing before my might!
Points: 9001

Post: Staff Update (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1246445)
User: Seil (http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=14750)
Infraction: YE DOUBT MY POWER
Points: 9001

Post: Staff Update (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1246498)
User: Mauve Mage (http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=6584)
Infraction: For betraying my trust and friendship!
Points: 9001



Novice Forums Moderator "DaimoMusic" put on probation for causing the destruction of NPF team assets. Scouters aren't cheap!

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I'M STILL CRYING IN THAT PILLOW, SYNK

I don't know what you want from me.
I can offer you a free ($0) red-text name change.

[Solid Snake]

I can offer you a free ($0) red-text name change.

I can see right through you, buddy.
You're just jealous of the pink.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

YOU DARE MUSCLE IN ON MY TURF?

YOU WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION

You're too nice to be the forum jerk. Seil is the supreme Jerk of all Jerk kind. A century ago five ancient sages of jerkdom all gathered together one day on the peaks of Mount Jerk to proclaim your birth. And a hundred years later, when all the Jerk stars had aligned, you were born and made everybody's life around you a living hell because you are such a jerk!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

What do I have to do to prove that I'm a jerk?

Take over a dwarven stronghold and drive its king into exile?

Ransom a local member of royalty?

Call Solid Snake a big fat weeniepants?

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Daimo is A Butthead, Butthead aligned.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Novice Forums Moderator "DaimoMusic" put on probation for causing the destruction of NPF team assets. Scouters aren't cheap!

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I don't know what you want from me.
I can offer you a free ($0) red-text name change.

You can get em for cheap on Space Amazon. Sign up for Space Amazon Prime for next day delivery. Much more reliable then Space eBay

[Fenris]

Call Solid Snake a big fat weeniepants?

Come on, that's just plain mean.

[Seil]

YOU DARE MUSCLE IN ON MY TURF?

YOU WILL PAY DEARLY FOR THIS TRANSGRESSION

I can see right through you, buddy.
You're just jealous of the pink.

Hmmm.

tbh every time you post another video to something tangentally related to the topic of the thread you take 2 steps back

I mean your text posts up there? Totally aces. The Doctor Who video? Not so much.

I'm a recovering internet addict. The first step was admitting that I've got a problem. I didn't know the next step, so I googled it.

[Solid Snake]

Call Solid Snake a big fat weeniepants?

:crying:

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

What do I have to do to prove that I'm a jerk?

Take over a dwarven stronghold and drive its king into exile?

Ransom a local member of royalty?

Call Solid Snake a big fat weeniepants?

You just made Snake cry. For that you get...

Mad Props :D

[synkr0nized]

Thus concludes our Daylight Savings Time Ended test of the NPF Trial Moderator program. Please feel free to visit your local recruiting office to apply for future moderating initiatives.

And then prepare to be amazed at how far below your expectations things are.

Also blame shiney.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

UNLIMITED...oh

*slinks off sadly*

[Solid Snake]

You just made Snake cry. For that you get...

Mad Props :D

I hate you.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I hate you.


http://i58.tinypic.com/ml76fq.gif

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Oh look another anime gif for snake to lose hours of his life to.

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

You poor soul, Daimo. If I were capable of doing so I'd say you have my pity.

[Solid Snake]

Oh look another anime gif for snake to lose hours of his life to.

...
...And I hate you, too.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Damnit Snake I'm trying to apologize for my previous comments, clean out your dingdanged inbox

[synkr0nized]

Damnit Snake I'm trying to apologize for my previous comments, clean out your dingdanged inbox

If you're not sending him some anime .gif images I will be disappointed.

[Solid Snake]

Damnit Snake I'm trying to apologize for my previous comments, clean out your dingdanged inbox

Pft
I've known everyone was joking, and I've been joking here myself, no one needs to apologize for anything.

Though right now eHarmony has to apologize to me for being an awful website, and everyone idle in chat needs to apologize to me for not chatting about how awful eHarmony is

[Seil]

I use Plenty of Fish, but my town is small enough that it's like "Here's your perfect match, (apparently!)! She's/He's only in a town three hours away!"

[Fenris]

If you're not sending him some anime .gif images I will be disappointed.

FreBPeDbgYk

[Aldurin]

Oh thank god, when I saw this thread in the Today's Posts page, I quickly looked along the sidebar to make sure I wasn't able to suddenly see into the mod forum.

I fear one day you will commit the greatest slight against me, humming in unison nearby until I become one of you.

Legit don't make me a mod, even ironically. I'm not adult enough to work for this daycare center.

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Oh and congrats to Daimo as he takes his place in our glorious empire!

Don't hurt me.

[Krylo]

Thread title changed to more accurately depict events.

[batgirl]

So hey, question.





Which of these two people deserves to be a Mod?
Protip: It's me. I beat Dark Souls 1 and 2 and almost all of the optional bosses therein.

Hey guess when my join date was, K-Re$ha
Guess

*Looks at join date*

Just throwing it out there that I'm much more mentally stable than any of you all...I just disqualified myself didn't I?

Buttspresso!

[Flarecobra]

And who all remembers when the forum looked like THIS? (http://web.archive.org/web/20020413235557/http://pub54.ezboard.com/b8bitforum)

[shiney]

Well, there goes the next few hours of my life as I troll through good ole pub54 and am embarrassed by my younger self.

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Or maybe not since they have most of the forums but not really any of the threads.

This is somehow Flare's fault.

[Flarecobra]

I'll take the blame for the nostalga kick.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Yes, it really was that Big Zam! XD

Oh and congratulations Daimo.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Friends, Romans, Countrymen! Lend me your ears!

Last night, I showed the Administrators I could do their job much more efficiently then they could ever dream of. And they were afraid of me having power so they stripped it away from me.

These people are afraid of an uprising and so they should be. Tear them down and re-establish me as your new dictator-for-life!

Those who side with me will be rewarded with reputation points! Now who is with me?!

I WANT TO SNUGGLE PUPPIES AND HAVE KITTENS BITE MY FINGERS BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEE (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫･*:.｡. .｡.:*･

[shiney]

You're so genuine with your emotions. That's commendable.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I have to wait fifteen minutes to log in on my desktop because the stupid thing kept forcing the auto fill field back to K-resh and I didn't notice.

[Solid Snake]

Hey so, is that fake Infraction ever going to disappear?

[shiney]

Yeah they expire quickly and we can just admin them away.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

If I did give you a permanent infraction, I do apologize (except to you Snake)

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Wait we still have mods around here? I feel like I'm not getting my memos any more.

[Solid Snake]

If I did give you a permanent infraction, I do apologize (except to you Snake)

You're an awful human being, Mac.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

You're an awful human being, Mac.

*shrug*

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Hey so, red Rep bars are a thing, right? Can I have a big red one instead of a green one? Would make me distinguished and all that good jazz.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Hey so, red Rep bars are a thing, right? Can I have a big red one instead of a green one? Would make me distinguished and all that good jazz.

The Moment you mention Jazz, for some reason I think of the Sax solo from Gerry Rafferty's Baker Street...

I approve

[Revising Ocelot]

How much more self-deprecation do I need to post before I am granted ultimate power, and thus can go mad with said power?


Going mad -without- power isn't any fun.



EDIT: Snake smells atrocious and I would not kiss him while having a shirtless fistfight.

[Solid Snake]

EDIT: Snake smells atrocious and I would not kiss him while having a shirtless fistfight.

Thank heavens.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

So now that the Fenris is packing Big Zam. Does this mean that the NPF administration is part of Zeon?

[synkr0nized]

So now that the Fenris is packing Big Zam. Does this mean that the NPF administration is part of Zeon?

Not really, though in semi-related news I am totally willing to drop asteroids/colonies onto you all as an administrative measure.

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And who all remembers when the forum looked like THIS? (http://web.archive.org/web/20020413235557/http://pub54.ezboard.com/b8bitforum)

ahaha fucking EZBoards SleazyBoards forum layouts

I had to deal with them with clanBOB and a couple other places, too. So glad we (and they) moved away from them.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

While I may not have been around for clanBOB and SLeazy Boards, I remember hearing the stories.

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

You're an awful human being, Mac.

Thought it has long been established that the terrible one around here is me. If not, well i will just have to stab mac in a dark street to claim that title. For reasons.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Please, we've had far more terrible people around here than you. But, the standard of terribleness has dropped over the years so we've had to make do with what we have. We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel now though.

[Revising Ocelot]

Yeah you posers can fuck off I'm the biggest douchebag here.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Yeah you posers can fuck off I'm the biggest douchebag here.

I regularly laugh at crying children.

[shiney]

I regularly laugh at crying children.

I'm so hard right now. Go on....

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I'm so hard right now. Go on....

Oh baby not here in front of the others.

I once knocked a self righteous jerk's trilby into a fountain.

[shiney]

I once knocked a self righteous jerk's trilby into a fountain.

I once did the same while wearing a tactical fedora and saying mi'lady.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I once did the same while wearing a tactical fedora and saying mi'lady.

I once added a laugh track to a hospital drama.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I made Steel Shadow watch Birdemic: Shock and Terror

[Flarecobra]

Sorry, but I think the worst douchebag we've ever had... a little asshat named Otaku Son. I don't think anyone can reach that level of douchery.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Sorry, but I think the worst douchebag we've ever had... a little asshat named Otaku Son. I don't think anyone can reach that level of douchery.

I thought he was a legend!

[shiney]

I thought he was a legend!

I heard he caused and solved a zombie / monster apocalypse.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I heard he caused and solved a zombie / monster apocalypse.

Say it ain't so!

[Revising Ocelot]

He probably wasn't a ginger male, HE CANNOT COMPARE TO ME.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

He probably wasn't a ginger male, HE CANNOT COMPARE TO ME.

Oh please. Ginger's are not douchebags. They are simply soulless abominations whom their mothers should have aborted with a coathanger.

[Raem]

A certain dead subsection of the NPF had a fantastic amount of douchebaggery in it at one point.

hum...

[Flarecobra]

Oh please. Ginger's are not douchebags. They are simply soulless abominations whom their mothers should have aborted with a coathanger.

I certainly hope that was not a dig at redheads in general.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I certainly hope that was not a dig at redheads in general.

Nope, mostly focusing on Revolving Ocelot. Most red-heads I meet are fine

[Steel Shadow]

I made Steel Shadow watch Birdemic: Shock and Terror

And you'll always be a special kind of terrible to me for it, Shy.

[shiney]

A certain dead subsection of the NPF had a fantastic amount of douchebaggery in it at one point.

hum...

Well, that's just, like, your ~+~OPINION~+~, man.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

And you'll always be a special kind of terrible to me for it, Shy.

:3:

[Revising Ocelot]

I will eat you

I will eat you ALL!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I will eat you

I will eat you ALL!

Thsus proves you are a soulless abomination and a failed abortion. Still not a douchebag

[Bard The 5th LW]

I digitally inserted Jar Jar Binks into the Godfather.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I digitally inserted Jar Jar Binks into the Godfather.

If I still had my Mod power's, you'd be banned

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

Oh please. Ginger's are not douchebags. They are simply soulless abominations whom their mothers should have aborted with a coathanger.

Fun fact: to compensate for our lack of innate soul haves we collect other souls. They're often confused with freckles.

[Aldurin]

Fun fact: to compensate for our lack of innate soul haves we collect other souls. They're often confused with freckles.

But then why do gingers try to murder each other on sight? There's a reason Pat is the only redhead in the Super Best Friends.

[Flarecobra]

Not all redheads are like that.

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

But then why do gingers try to murder each other on sight? There's a reason Pat is the only redhead in the Super Best Friends.

Not all gingers are created with equal soul stealing abilities. Some fare better as cannibals and scavengers.

[Fenris]

Yeah you posers can fuck off I'm the biggest douchebag here.

I think I am explicitly the biggest (Zam) douchebag here.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Gotta be really careful making a choice about who's the biggest douche. It's a delicate and importa-oh hey Big Zam.

[Revising Ocelot]

I think I am explicitly the biggest (Zam) douchebag here.

No me

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I think I am explicitly the biggest (Zam) douchebag here.

In that brief period of power, I was nega reppin people and flagging them like a madman. If I had the power to ban, half the people in this thread would be gone.

Clearly I am the biggest douche

[Aldurin]

In that brief period of power, I was nega reppin people and flagging them like a madman. If I had the power to ban, half the people in this thread would be gone.

Clearly I am the biggest douche

Not really, you're actually the weakest douche as you need actions to establish your douchiness.

Big Zam merely exists and we know that he's a douche, that's how strong his inner douche is.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Not really, you're actually the weakest douche as you need actions to establish your douchiness.

Big Zam merely exists and we know that he's a douche, that's how strong his inner douche is.

Truly Big Zam's douchiness is well off the top, but he is an admin, we expect douchiness' from those people.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

In that brief period of power, I was nega reppin people and flagging them like a madman. If I had the power to ban, half the people in this thread would be gone.

Clearly I am the biggest douche

Only half? See, this is the reason you're clearly not the biggest douche.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Only half? See, this is the reason you're clearly not the biggest douche.

Only half because the other half hasn't pissed me off

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

That you sought any justification at all is testimony to your weakness.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

That you sought any justification at all is testimony to your weakness.

And reporting this post for verbal harassment.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

And reporting this post for verbal harassment.

http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e8/Chaknight_kill_06.mp3

[Loyal]

In that brief period of power, I was nega reppin people and flagging them like a madman. If I had the power to ban, half the people in this thread would be gone.

So, what - six people?

Some despot you are, that's hardly even a Sunday morning.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

So, what - six people?

Some despot you are, that's hardly even a Sunday morning.

Et tu brutus?