Any fruit naturally large?

[Aerozord]

So I was taking a look at fruits before humans got into selectively breeding them and it got me thinking, are any fruits naturally large? I mean watermelons were smaller than golf balls. Were any fruits large to start with because I can't find any and figure just statistically there has to be something that evolved fruit larger than my fist.

[Flarecobra]

Jackfruit. (http://www.parrikar.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/jackfruit-tree-nundem-goa.jpg) It's the world's largest tree-borne fruit. At the very least, it'll give you a jumping-off point.

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

Durian. They have to put netting under the trees due to how they can drop at a moment's notice for no particular reason. They've been known to kill folk because heavy, large, and spiky durian fruit death from above.

[Flarecobra]

I would've thought it was because of the smell.

[McTahr]

While not traditionally thought of as a fruit, nuts are part of the broader biological classification of fruits and products of fruiting plants, and the nuts of the Deez tree are said to be especially impressive in size. Some as big as your head.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

While not traditionally thought of as a fruit, nuts are part of the broader biological classification of fruits and products of fruiting plants, and the nuts of the Deez tree are said to be especially impressive in size. Some as big as your head.

If my hate towards you could be used to generate power, we would have have a permanent solution to our energy crisis'

[Arhra]

Well, if you're counting nuts, we've got a lovely bunch of coconuts?

If my hate towards you could be used to generate power, we would have have a permanent solution to our energy crisis'
That's not a very fruitful discussion.

[Aldurin]

If my hate towards you could be used to generate power, we would have have a permanent solution to our energy crisis'

Don't get so pomeggravated over a simple pun. Keeping this discussion peachful is easier than you'd think.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I'm getting razzed here. I would berry much like it to stop.

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

What, a conversation on fruits and nuts not very apeeling to you, daimo? Well that's just grape. Take the zest out of life, why don't you.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

What, a conversation on fruits and nuts not very apeeling to you, daimo? Well that's just grape. Take the zest out of life, why don't you.

I'mma just wine about the fruity puns elsewhere. These jokes are not the reason lime returned to the forums. You've all gone banana's.

Besides, I only directed my hate towards McThar.

[Arhra]

Buncha nutters!

Also appearently the largest tree borne fruit is the jackfruit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackfruit
). Grows up to almost a meter in length and 36 kg in weight.

So now no-one can say they didn't know jack.

[Fenris]

This is the only community I know of that can take a truly spectacular "Deez nuts" joke and turn it into a shitty pun thread in the space of like 3 posts.

I'm so proud.

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FURTHERMORE none of these fruits nor nuts will ever be as Big as Zam so I'm not really sure what the point of this thread is tbh

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

This is the only community I know of that can take a truly spectacular "Deez nuts" joke and turn it into a shitty pun thread in the space of like 3 posts.

I'm so proud.

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FURTHERMORE none of these fruits nor nuts will ever be as Big as Zam so I'm not really sure what the point of this thread is tbh

I consider you a fruit and your ego dwarfs the Big Zam

[Flarecobra]

Wasn't Big Zam only able to work for like, 30 minutes or something, and also destroyed?

Or are you talking about the mass produced ones (http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/MA-09_Mass_Production_Type_Big_Zam) with the big dick cannons?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Wasn't Big Zam only able to work for like, 30 minutes or something, and also destroyed?

Or are you talking about the mass produced ones (http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/MA-09_Mass_Production_Type_Big_Zam) with the big dick cannons?

Sounds alot like Fenris

[Arhra]

FURTHERMORE none of these fruits nor nuts will ever be as Big as Zam so I'm not really sure what the point of this thread is tbh
Well, the fruit have already entered mass production, Big Zam.

[RobinStarwing]

Well, the fruit have already entered mass production, Big Zam.

NUTS OF STEEL are next.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I missed the pun thread? Guava bunch of bullcrap.

[RobinStarwing]

I missed the pun thread? Guava bunch of bullcrap.

Well that's just Onyxceptable Shyria! I think we are Slaking off but Audino maybe? So let's stop being a Slowpoke about puns!

EDIT: This is probably all a little Chansey for me though.

[Flarecobra]

Wrong puns there Robin. But it's no reason to get plummed out.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Robin, those puns were the last straw. I am berry mad at you. God dammit man you drive me freaking bananas. I wish there was a pear of you so I knock your heads together.

[rpgdemon]

I artichoke you all.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I artichoke you all.

I carrot believe you went there. Walnuts next?

[RobinStarwing]

I carrot believe you went there. Walnuts next?

We discuss who has the biggest Melons? I vote Fenris.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

We discuss who has the biggest Melons? I vote Fenris.

I always said he was a bit of a boob

[RobinStarwing]

I always said he was a bit of a boob

How long can we milk these coconuts for all their worth?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

How long can we milk these coconuts for all their worth?

I'm sure these jokes will be peppered throughout the thread for a while.

[RobinStarwing]

I'm sure these jokes will be peppered throughout the thread for a while.

Well to make up for it...can we at least feel Fenris up or is that still a salt?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Well to make up for it...can we at least feel Fenris up or is that still a salt?

Cumin man, that's just wrong. Granted, he doesn't have mushroom to bitch

[RobinStarwing]

Cumin man, that's just wrong. Granted, he doesn't have mushroom to bitch

Orange you saying what I think you are saying cause if so...Lettuce continue to have all sorts of fun with Fenris! Thyme to take this to the next level!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Orange you saying what I think you are saying cause if so...Lettuce continue to have all sorts of fun with Fenris! Thyme to take this to the next level!

Chaii tea what you are trying to and I will have nutmeg to with it.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I suppose he'll just have to grin and pear it.

[RobinStarwing]

I suppose he'll just have to grin and pear it.

Donut make me come over there!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

You try anything and I'll pomelo you

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

You try anything and I'll pomelo you

Olive you should be ashamed by these puns. Lime cannot behive I am associated with you!

[Fenris]

Food puns are the wurst.

THREAD OVER

[shiney]

Food puns are the wurst.

THREAD OVER

Cheerio, mate!