"Happy New Year" or "Healthy Eating, Gym, And Enough Liquor To Pickle Bukowski"

[Seil]

New Years Resolutions!

...Fuck it. I'm perfect. I'm just waiting for the Earth to swallow me whole out a sense of shame and inadequacy. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=43561)

But this year I guess I'll watch more movies. I've got over a hundred that I own but haven't seen. I should start in on that pile.

I can always be kinder.

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And if you're wondering who Bukowski is, well... look him up. (https://bukowskionwry.wordpress.com/2013/10/17/in-other-words-poem-by-charles-bukowski/)

[Seil]

About seven beers, half a bottle of cider and my whiskey. Eating healthy isn't going so well.

I'm shopping healthier, at least - apples and bananas. My two favorite fruits. Anybody have anything to say about those two, kiwi or strawberry? I'm going to blackberry them. As in, berry bury.

Fruit jokes. The pinnacle of humor.

[tacticslion]

I'm shopping healthier, at least - apples and bananas. My two favorite fruits. Anybody have anything to say about those two, kiwi or strawberry? I'm going to blackberry them.

Yum! They go fairly well together, actually, and make a decent fruit salad. Kiwi is great, but kind of annoying (for me) to prepare. Blackberries are amazing, but incredibly messy. I recommend putting it all in a mush (after peeling the kiwi and apples, natch'), and creating a paste of taste sensation! :D

... at least that sounds like something I'd recommend, if I ever did anything that wasn't prepackaged and/or microwavable.

As in, berry bury.

Don't do that (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.fjcdn.com%2Fcomm ents%2FWhat%252Bam%252Bi%252Bmissing%252B_ffdbf786 98a20ff6d072a0f04cc5a51b.png&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funnyjunk.com%2FMp3s%2F funny-pictures%2F5347949%2F&h=200&w=265&tbnid=RfhCvVcjbeA8hM%3A&zoom=1&docid=zRK98-ybjAkRcM&ei=-LSvVKywCImnNu6agPAD&tbm=isch&ved=0CHgQMyhIMEg&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=405&page=5&start=60&ndsp=17)! Unless you're going to make a fruit garden (http://cdn.meme.am/instances/50243768.jpg)!

Fruit jokes. The pinnacle of humor.

Indeed they are, my friend. Indeed. They. Are. :smug: