I want to tick off physicists

[Aerozord]

I want to tick off physicists by starting a meme where you answer with random unfounded technobable and use #quantummechanics

For example
Humans have empathy because our brainwaves resonate with each other causing a transference of those emotions ‪#‎quantummechanics‬

[mauve]

Your example is more likely to tick off psychologists and behavioral scientists than physicists. #quantumpsychology

[Flarecobra]

Just use science wrong. That's all.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

"Is math real?"

[Arhra]

Well, numbers are imaginary at the very least.

[MasterOfMagic]

Well, numbers are imaginary at the very least.
No more so than "Heat" is imaginary.

[BB]

Apparently the answer was "start this thread".

[synkr0nized]

"Is math real?"

lol

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

lol

Not as funny as almost all of the online users having red names.

[Amake]

Just use science wrong. That's all. There is no right or wrong answer in science. At best, you can get a quantum state right-or-wrong answer. #quantummechanics #amidoingitright

[Intern Nin]

There is no right or wrong answer in science. At best, you can get a quantum state right-or-wrong answer. #quantummechanics #amidoingitright

Unless you build a theme park with an attraction that features Jurassic Park-looking dinosaurs interacting with Biblical-period humans and label it as "educational". Then you're in So-Freaking-Wrongsville and the bus took off up the sheer vertical cliff, so you're stranded.


And the bus station has weirdos in it.



I'm watchin Spongebob, get off my back.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

So, thread over, Amake wins?

[Arhra]

How about using a quantum vacuum virtual plasma thruster? Sail across the Sea of Dirac! I really hope they turn out to actually work. I will never get sick of saying 'quantum vacuum virtual plasma'.

I guess the moral of the story is you can't get more ridiculous than actual theoretical physics.

[MasterOfMagic]

There is no right or wrong answer in science. At best, you can get a quantum state right-or-wrong answer. #quantummechanics #amidoingitright
A++++++++++

[Flarecobra]

Say "(Insert disaster movie name) had the best science in it ever!" and watch the sparks fly.

[Arcanum]

But everyone already knows Sharknado was based on true science facts.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Say "(Insert disaster movie name) had the best science in it ever!" and watch the sparks fly.

"The neutrinos have mutated!"

[Flarecobra]

But everyone already knows Sharknado was based on true science facts.

The meteorologist side of me now wants to slap you.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Be a giant flying murderlizard that spits (fire) in the face of the Square Cube Law and the laws of aviation.

Always worked for me.

[Aerozord]

How about using a quantum vacuum virtual plasma thruster? Sail across the Sea of Dirac! I really hope they turn out to actually work. I will never get sick of saying 'quantum vacuum virtual plasma'.

I guess the moral of the story is you can't get more ridiculous than actual theoretical physics.

I love that thing because I could just see physicists wracking their brains to find SOME way this thing could even theoretically be possible, since it appeared to be magic.

Last I checked the whole "pushing against quantum plasma" thing was just a potential theory. Part of me hopes they haven't proven thats whats going on because I love the idea of NASA having an engine that appears to break the laws of physics