I'm...STAYING!!! KNEEL BEFORE KING OF BULLSHIT MOUNTAIN!

[Magus]

"I would sooner be first in a village than second in Rome." -- Julius Caesar

"Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven." -- Lucifer, Paradise Lost

"All in all, or not at all." -- Idylls of the King, Tennyson

"I'd rather stand on top of a dunghill than at the bottom of a hill in paradise." -- Jonathan Wild

BEHOLD!

NONE REMAIN!

LET MY CORONATION BEGIN AT LAST!

WHEN YOU PLAY THE GAME OF THRONES YOU EITHER WIN AND STAND ON BULLSHIT MOUNTAIN, OR YOU DIE AND LEAVE THE FORUM! A DYNASTY THAT WILL LAST A THOUSAND YEARS! A LION DOESN'T CONCERN HIMSELF ABOUT THE OPINIONS OF SHEEP! FOR THE GLORY OF MY HOUSE I DECLARE MYSELF KING! I SHALL SWEEP ASIDE THIS PRETENDER AND THAT, FOR I AM THE SON OF FIRE! I AM THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT! LORD OF THE SEVEN SUBFORUMS, KING OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN!

ETC.

I shall now accept oaths of fealty from my loyal vassals.

[Revising Ocelot]

Nah.

[mauve]

Listen punk, I'm still empress of this hell-hole. Deal with it.

[Flarecobra]

Mauve, should I release the attack geese?

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

Who're you again?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I thought the war was over. Damnit Magus, we were at peace! We were rebuilding our society from the ashes of the old and now you've gone and started it all off again.

However I'm not particularly worried, the charismatic Empress Mauve has firmly established her power base recently and will no doubt see off this would be usurper. Order will be re-established shortly.

[Arcanum]

Mauve, should I release the attack geese?

I just brought a new batch down from Canada so they should be pretty vicious.

[MSperoni]

Why do I have the feeling Snake's recent departure was part of Mauve's plan?

[mauve]

Mauve, should I release the attack geese?
I just brought a new batch down from Canada so they should be pretty vicious.
Make it so.

[Flarecobra]

I think some escaped.

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But it shows the extent of their training. And why some martial artists are looking to the goose for inspiration.

[Bum Bill Bee]

Nyet.

Zod is the only one I shall kneel before.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I for one welcome our feline overlords.

[phil_]

I for one welcome our feline overlords.Wait, I'm lost. What cats? Is Magus a cat?

[Flarecobra]

I for one welcome our feline overlords.

What are you talking about?

[phil_]

Maybe Kyanbu knows something we don't. We should set up anti-cat measures, just in case (sorry Pyros).

[Flarecobra]

So the catnip-infused yarn bombs?