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Conversation Between Bob The Mercenary and Solid Snake
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  1. Solid Snake
    02-14-2012 10:33 AM
    Solid Snake
    Bob, you need to delete some space in your inbox so I can send you something.
  2. Solid Snake
    02-15-2011 06:28 PM
    Solid Snake
    The most important question any man will ask you in the year 2011 is this:
    Do you want to star in my webcomic?
    The answer is almost assuredly yes, particularly considering that you'd be a protagonist working alongside Nikose and Bobbey and I. Also, you'd be very short. And a mercenary.
  3. Solid Snake
    07-06-2010 07:26 PM
    Solid Snake
    Also: Is it wrong that I now really want to attend Connecticon just because I've heard Mookie is going to be there and I'd like to purchase an elementary school children's book about how to write fiction and give it to him?
  4. Solid Snake
    07-06-2010 05:12 PM
    Solid Snake
    Mr. Mercenary: If you happen to require any advice as to good bars to barhop around in the fifth circle of hell (a state otherwise known as Connecticut), let me know and I shall provide you all the information you'd ever need.
  5. Solid Snake
    07-04-2010 12:16 AM
    Solid Snake
    So, how exactly does Connecticon work? Do I have to pay a one-time fee to access Connecticon every day it's open, or can I pay just once if I only want to go one day?
    ...Also, what bars are you and the gang going to hit up after?
    ...Finally, on a scale from one to ten, how ridiculous will you look in your cosplay outfit? If I decide not to cosplay (because I am in fact sane) will I stick out like a sore thumb?
  6. Bob The Mercenary
    07-01-2010 11:05 PM
    Bob The Mercenary
    That period of time was supposed to have been lost forever.

    That said I can't wait to read the next chapter of NPF's history, and hate myself anew.
  7. Solid Snake
    07-01-2010 11:15 AM
    Solid Snake
    Oh man.
    The 2004 version of Bob the Mercenary is definitely going to be making several appearances in my history.
    It will be amazing.
    And by "amazing" I mean "amazingly awkward for you."
    Your only hope to prevent this disaster is to offer to introduce me to hordes of beautiful women at Connecticon.
  8. Bob The Mercenary
    01-11-2010 11:08 PM
    Bob The Mercenary
    It was a squirt gun.

  9. Solid Snake
    01-11-2010 11:07 PM
    Solid Snake
    I "forced you to vote at gunpoint?"
    Oh, Bob. Your harsh words. They wound me. =(
  10. Solid Snake
    01-11-2010 10:47 PM
    Solid Snake
    P.S. Have you voted yet? If not I will be the lamest person you have ever known on NPF by asking you on your public message board to vote, as I have little to no shame.

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