mauve

I am not evil. I most certainly don't devour souls. They are too rich and would go straight to my thighs.

I'm not evil *sniffle* T_T

Well, perhaps I should give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were simply unaware of Mac's demonic origins.
For your information, however, Mac is in fact the very essence of eeeeevil. (Complete with the exaggerated "e." You should fend him off before he corrupts you and devours your soul. The thought of watching you succumb to his shenanigans fills me with unearthly dread.

The best part is that when it's all over, he realises he forgot to put on the perfume and that the power was inside HIM all along.

Don't tell me you're friends with the sinister Mac!
Mauve Mage, my once-impeccable impression of your character has diminished tremendously.

Been swimming in the pool. Got a sunburn. Skin feels like cooked bacon.

Lesson learned. Always wear sunscreen.

Hey Muave, how're things?

A thousand apologies oh Mauviest of Arcane Wielders, but I have found the ideal song to use when writing alt Mauve.

Inspired by the one villain who, *ahem* dances with madness.

Yes but had they not run, Mauve would have no more friends =P

And thus another showcase of the might of Mauve!