Amake

I thought my dynamic IP was banned for not being cool enough or something. So yeah.

Yaplet seems to be completely down. At least for me. Well, seems I'm not the only one.

We'll Sea about that!

I've just gone through the thesaurus for every synonym to "pants" and made a pun on each of them in the nonexistent singular. AND bisected a pokemon to turn it into a pearl of wisdom. It's been a good day for Punsmen.

Oh man, series fly fast. I need to catch up one day.

You happen to watch the over quiz panel shows? (Have I Got News For You, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, 8 out of 10 cats) They usually tend to share similar comedians on the shows.

The tenth rule of writing according to Will Self:
Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year at which you stand in the corner of your writing room, shouting very loudly to yourself while drinking a bottle of white wine. Then masturbate under the desk. The following day you will feel a deep and cohering sense of embarrassment.

That cracked me up so hard I'm now talking to myself in order to tell someone about it.

The place where I live at the moment (China) either tends to block the majority of streaming and torrent sites, the ones that do work are rather slow because they're outside of the national servers.

What season are they on now? F? G?

I miss watching QI.

Sad face.

I... wa.... GODDAMMIT

OKay, to frame that better, do a pun involving both magic and sex.