Amake

OH COME ON Nuklear Power forums. Spoiler tags don't work in private convos? Bah humbug!

...Are you conceding there are multiple parallel realities out there?
Because if so, I need to jump into the parallel reality where you're still single and woo you into realizing that I am your true love.

[SPOILER]I'm tempted to now place odds on the likelihood you won't realize this was a joke...

"Obviously, history is supposed to be boring." Are you insinuating that my topic is boring?
...You're on thin ice, miss: Your celestial biography is in jeopardy!

What? You think I'm not writing the history?!?
Oh no. That history is still on.
(Won't stop me from writing jokes about it, though. Like how a half-kidding thread about pursuing a barista, written in all of fifteen minutes, is apparently considerably more popular than like the seven hours of work so far I've invested into the history chapters.)

Hahaha are you seriously going to retroactively edit all your posts years after the fact just in the hopes that it somehow impacts my narrative. :P
"Oh, look here at this post Invisible Queen made back in 2005...wow, she predicted a 'great guy' named 'Solid Snake' would one day become a famous lawyer!"

You should be thankful you're not named Sommer -- I had a huge crush on a girl with said name two years ago.
Also: I'm not stalking your posts history...I'm just, uhh...I'm doing research for the next chapter of my historical epic! Yes!!

I am Jenny's late realization that the very first thing she ever posted was a bald-faced lie.

...Solveig? I can't even guess what past me was thinking.

...Is that a challenge?
Because if that's a challenge, be prepared to read the greatest work of history in the history of all history.
...In fact, I might just skip ahead from November 2003 to April 10th, 2004. I hear that's an awfully important day for me to document.

Precisely.
...And let's face it. You're all for this arrangement, because it means you have a mere chance with the sexiest historian since Herodotus.
Am I right or am I right?

Baaaaaahhh I can't even flirt effectively on the internet.
...Either that, or you're just playing hard to get.
...I choose to be naive enough to believe the latter!