I understand the reasoning behind locking the Creationist thread, and for the sake of what I've realized is a childish whim of wanting the last word in (and because you closed it while I was writing my rebuttal) would you open it so I can post?
Dude, juat sit down and breathe. You're an okay dude, and pretty much all of use respect that. If you're feelin' overwhelmed, an' all, you should just say so in the Super Secret X forum. I'm sure people'll understand if you need a break.
Fenris: Your avatar(s) have convinced me that I am tempted to write you as a werewolf schoolgirl who wears short skirts.
While this interpretation of you is unlikely to hold, I would like to request your permission to participate in an NPF webcomic misadventure nonetheless.