One time I thought New Zealand was in Scandinavia.

Wait, it isn't?

That explains why I failed that map project.

Things I learned today:

This thread got kinda dumb.

xkcd is about a million times better if you replace the last panel with goatse.

That's about it.

Sorry, its just that when Fifthfiend left, it made a void in the forum. I was just trying to provide us with our monthly WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK thread.

EDIT: One thing I love about this forum is that "Slut" is inappropriate but "WHAT THE SHITTING FUCK" is totally okay.

I met an American once and he was ugly and fat

You'll need to be much more specific.

Man, you must have met one of the bad ones, then. I'm quite dashing and slim.

Really mate, the fact that you're one of the good ones says all that needs to be said.

What I mean to do is make you regret talking positively about yourself.
 

I'll be sure to add you to my list of NPF People I Flirt With.

I'm much better in real life. You'd be surprised.