Originally Posted by Token (Post 1050147) And yet he's one of the only characters in a canon relationship. Hell, he went all super feminine because He was in love with her since they were toddlers, and his machismo ended up getting him hurt and scaring her. Not that I know that off the top of my head or anything.

Originally Posted by Grimpond (Post 1050170) Token you motherfucker hurry up your next update

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Okay gang, break time's over.

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That's... that's just super, man.

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Um, okay.

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Well gee, that was nice.

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Huh. Well, handy advice, whether or not I knew it beforehand.

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Oh look, more berry trees that I'm just gonna pluck and run off without replanting.

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Would totally be a waste of time anyway. I mean, it's not like I have all the time in the world to go and check up on EVERY FUCKING SAPLING IN HOENN.

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A flower shop, huh? Might there be any girls?

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif A shame. We were getting off to such a nice start today...

Party pooper...

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Wonder what's back here...

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Some grass, apparently.

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Hiding some pretty nifty goodies! Wonder what else I can find!

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Cool! Found some neat stuff!

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Nothing else this way, better get back on the road.

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But first...

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GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS! RED LIPS AND FINGERTIPS!

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS!

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif What are they doing, Councilor?

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif *sigh* Yes, Worf. That is what they're singing about.

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Hey there, pretty thing.

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The esteemed Ecks, my good lady!

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I'm glad you think so.

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Er... not really, no.

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It's like... it went in one ear and out the other.

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Can't... you do it? I really don't have time, lady. I've got four Pokemon Gyms to completely demolish, and then a deadbeat dad to destroy.

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That's just fantastic, darling, couldn't be more enthused about this conversation I remember having declined when you invited me to it.

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I'd settle for a world filled with beautiful girls... as long as they're not as long- winded or deaf as you are.

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Look, lady, I already told you. I don't have time to go around being Bobby Berryplant. You're really pretty, but I'm gonna have to say no.

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Hi.

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What are you people, broken records?

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Holy shit, did I just get told by MAC, of all people?

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Guess he just had to say it so bad he broke out of his stupor.

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A... a Wailmer WHAT? A... pail? What... what the FUCK am I going to do with this? I already told your hot friend over there I wasn't gonna plant any berries.

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And yet you still think I'm going to do it, huh?

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Now what?

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So... what exactly do you need ME for? If they'll just sprout again from the berries that fall to the ground?

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You and I must be operating under alternative definitions of the word "awesome."

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Just a little advice, little girl. Flowers suck. Go do something fun, like beating other kids in Pokemon Battles and mugging them afterward.

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It was just a joke, Worf.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif I fail to see the humor in it, Captain.

Man, what a stiff...

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Well, thanks, little girl.

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Um... look, don't take any from strangers, they only want to touch your bathing suit area. That's bad, okay? In fact, why are you talking to me? Didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk to strangers?

Huh... I don't think my mother ever taught me not to talk to strangers.

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She never sat me down for "the talk" either... must be nice, living in a fantasy world where you act like the man who knocked you up is actually a part of your life... Goddamn you, Norman... I swear. I'm gonna clean your clock so thoroughly time itself will run off of it.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif Oh that's right... they weren't around for that one. Aryll, recap for them, please.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif Alright boys, if you'll blank your minds for a moment, I'm going to project some images and text into your brains:

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif That is a horrible thing to do to a woman and her child! That man would be thrown from a high cliff to land upon sharp rocks were he of Marill birth!

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Eh, no sense being all emo about it, let's get moving, skulls need crackin- I mean, trainers need beatin'.

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A signpost. Let's see what it says.

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Oh goodie, a Trainer Tips bulletin.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif You mean like a tag-team match?

Yeah, I guess... only it sounds like there isn't any "tagging" and both Pokemon are "in the ring."

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Basically, the first two Pokemon in the lineup. Sheesh, I'm not an idiot... then again, there WAS that guy who thought Magikarp was a tough Pokemon.

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Y'know, I'm starting to wonder exactly what these guys DO all day. Seriously, do they just stand around waiting for the next preteen adventurer to wander through the area to challenge them to a battle?

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Sounds like lazy game programming.

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I know, it sucks, what's wrong with me?

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Have you been reading my mind again?

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif Maybe... maybe not.

Whatever, I don't really care anymore.

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Uh, I don't know what you're smoking, I didn't challenge- did you say lots of money?

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Sweet, a rich kid with only one Pokemon! It's like taking... uh... money from a rich kid with only one Pokemon?

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif I believe the expression you're attempting to use is "taking candy from a baby."

Huh. I would've thought that would offend you if I'd said it that way.

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Okay... moving on.

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HA HA HA! OH WOW!

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Sorry Mac, but I don't think this'll turn out real well.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... S'ok man... I'm kinda tired... anyway... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif Another of these vermin. Shall I dispose of him, Captain?

Go for it.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif My grandmother can Tackle harder than you!

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Worf, use Tackle.

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Hmm... I don't think a Tackle will do it this time... Worf, use Water Gun.

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Damn, still wasn't enough.

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It's no fault of yours, Worf, we'll just have to hit him again.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif I have had just about enough of this fool.

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Whoa, nice critical.

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Now use Tackle!

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Good job, Worf.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif My only regret is that I did not finish him quicker.

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Because you're using a Zigzagoon. The only reasons they're not total trash is because they have access to most HMs and they have Pickup.

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Sweet, sweet cash! Only you (and gorgeous women) can fill the void in my being!

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For everything else, there's MasterCard?

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Oh.

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Whoa, she's got good eyesight.

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Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, PLEASE SAY YES.

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Oh. I see... "battle" is what you wanted...

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A Lotad, huh?

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Okay Mac, let's spread the love around. And by love I mean narcolepsy.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Okay... boss...

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That's okay Mac. Take your time.

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Y'know... I really hate people who spam stat reducing moves. Fuck you and the Horsea you rode in on.

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Sucker.

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Unfortunately Mac, miss Lotad over there has Growled at you twice. Which means your Scratch, despite the same-type-as-attack-bonusHereafter referred to as STAB , will be insufficient to cause any sort of useful damage, factoring in the fact that you like to nap every other turn.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Wuzzat? TL;DR man.

You're not gonna be able to hit her hard enough, and you only move every other turn. So I'm gonna switch, okay?

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif S'ok, man. I totally dig that. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

I love this guy. Seriously, if it were Ken, he'd be kicking and screaming about not being able to fight. This dude? Totally Zen about the whole thing.

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Why don't we give Aryll some exercise?

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif About damn time!

HEY. What did I say about you using profanity?

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That's right. Maybe when you grow up a little I'll be a little more lax about it.

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Aryll, use Confusion.

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Again.

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Nice critical.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif I do my best!

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Hmm... this strategy seems to work well enough, let's give it another go.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... huh? What... am I... doing... back here?

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Oh... I get it... same deal... right?

That's right. Plus you might get to stay in this time, since those stat reductions wore off when I switched you out.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Cool beans... man...

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWN... Man... I'm so tired...

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Ow... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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Okay Mac, you up for a Scratch?

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Oh... yeah... sure thing... boss...

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Take your time, buddy. He's not doing anything anytime soon.

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Crap!

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Zzzzzzzzzzzz... You Tackle... like Worf's... grandma...

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Good job, Mac.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gifThanks... boss... I'm... exhausted... gonna nap... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ...

You've earned it, buddy.

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Yeah, you should've just made out with me like I wanted to... but noooooooooooooo... you just had to ruin everything with a battle...

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif Hmph.

Oh, chill out, you.

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I respectfully disagree. I never regret it when people do what I tell them to, no matter how it turns out.

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And there's another damn skinny tree. My instincts tell me we're gonna get our hands on the first HM soon.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif What's an HM?

Well, judging from this "TM" that kid from earlier gave us... which stands for "TECHNICAL MACHINE," I'm putting my money on "HIDDEN MACHINE."

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif Oh. You mean those lame things that are supposed to stand in as Broken Bridges because the developers are too lazy to find other, more creative ways to steer our progress forward?

That's exactly what I mean.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif Is it sad that there was NEVER a fourth wall, ever?

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif Oh, quit complaining. Self-referrential humor is the best kind of LP humor.

Don't forget modern and eighties pop culture references.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif Or explaining humor in obvious and incredibly boring language.

Thank you, Worf.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Oh, I was hoping there was going to be some sort of input from Mac... guess he's still tuckered out from giving that Lass a real spanking... heh heh.

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You steal all my fun.

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Oh boy... there's no room to go anywhere but right in front of them, I don't have a Surfing Pokemon (and even if I did, I don't have the right BADGE to use Surf)... guess this is just another one of those times I'll have to make peace with the fact that what's gonna happen is gonna happen.

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That's nice. Really. Can I just go to Rustboro? Please?

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Oh no, we're wiping... I take that as a no?

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This marks our first Double Battle, gang. Let's rock 'n' roll.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif Oh boy! A foursome!

GAH! DAMMIT ARYLL DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif Why not? You're the one giving "foursome" a sexual connotation.

Grrrrrrrrrr...

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... huh? Wuzzhappnin?

First things first Mac, you're...

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...switching out, and Ken...

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...is switching in.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif GET SOME!

Aryll, use Confusion, on Lotad!

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Apparently, Growl works on both enemy combatants. I'll make a note of that for future double battles.

Aryll, Confusion, same target.

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Good job, Aryll!

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Ken, Ember!

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif Oh yeah, I'm awesome.

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Well... don't be strong like me. I'm a horrible person. Be strong like... uh... Red. Yeah, be strong like that guy. He's got that whole "silent protagonist" thing going for him.

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Huh. Another fisherman. Wonder what he's got.

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See, THAT'S how you inb4 something. Don't be a douche and put an inb4 in your original post.

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Really? What's your name?

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Most experts tend to be known by name, dude.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif In after Magikarp.

And that is how you "in after" something. Note that there are less strict rules on "in after"-ing something, as you can generally "in after" as long as no one else has beaten you to it. If someone beats you to it... and you still click the submit button... prepare to be ridiculed.

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Okay Mac, he's got nothing to hit you with, Scratch away!

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Wait, what the hell? He's FASTER than Mac?

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Okay, Mac. Scratch him one more time.

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HA HA HA! You've got to be joking.

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Take your time man. Not like he's gonna do anything but Splash around.

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You know what, let's just skip the last Magikarp, it's all just more of the same anywayAnd it'll take up even more space in this already hugenormous update.

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Here's a hint. GET SOMETHING OTHER THAN MAGIKARP.

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Yeah, I mean, you could have three Gyarados by now. Or at least three Magikarp that know Tackle or Flail.

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Not gonna plant any, cuz I'm a selfish prick, yadda yadda yadda, recycled gag, blah blah blah.

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Yeah, I normally do just that, lady.

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Common courtesy? You mean like letting a stranger get into town unmolested? And by molested I mean challenged to battle after battle? No, fuck everyone else in this whole country. "Take what you can, give nothing back!"

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Dammit lady, don't share that with me! I'm a selfish asshole, remember?

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A Chesto Berry, huh? If my memory serves, that's the one that wakes up a sleeping Pokemon the exact turn it falls asleep. Pretty useful.

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Thanks for the not-quite-useless-but-not-quite-useful information, lady.

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FINALLY! Almost to Rustboro!

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AT LAST! RUSTBORO CITY!

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif Sweet, finally out of hick country.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Hey... man... that's... my home... forest... you're... talkin'... about...

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif And the territories of my tribe, Commander.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif I'm just thankful to be away from my stalker...

We've got a couple of things we need to do before we go decimate the Rustboro Gym, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna go around town and "see the sights." We're on a mission, guys.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif What are our objectives, Captain?

One, resupply at the sure-to-be-nearby Poke Mart. Two, tend to your wounds and ailments at the Pokemon Center. Three, gather intel at said Pokemon Center, as there are bound to be talkative rubes there. Four, follow any leads said rubes divulge to us, and if there are none to follow... we go straight to five: Dominate Rustboro City Gym and it's Leader, Roxanne.

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"Probing" isn't the word I would've chosen...

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Huh. Sounds pretty far out.

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Yeah well, you're stupid.

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Uh-huh.

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That's nice, little girl.

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Hey wow, look at all that stuff I ALREADY KNOW.

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That part... I did not know.

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Okay, time to resupply.

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First, let's check our inventory.

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Good grief, that's all we have? I should at least get some more Super Potions...

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Holy shit, are you related to the guy who runs Oldale's Poke Mart? You look exactly alike. Come to think of it... all the nurses in the Pokemon Centers look identical... IT'S A CONSPIRACY!

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Oh, well, when you put it that way... I'm looking to buy some supplies.

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Jebus, you're takin' me to the cleaners, dude!

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Nope, that'll be all.

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Maybe if you drop your prices.

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Next, off to the Pokemon Center.

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You're welcome. Now to gather intel.

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Yeah, well... mine has an AWESOME nature. Betcha don't have a Pokemon with an AWESOME nature, do ya?

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As opposed to what, being mindless drones? That would be boring, and would make for a story no one on an internet forum would want to read.

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GASP! SOME REAL INTEL!

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We must follow up on this lead!

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Sounds like he's got some problems.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif Not that kind of cutting, Ecks!

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Finally! Someone who recognizes my greatness!

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Our greatness.

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I totally called it.

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Sweet.

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Obviously for cutting down skinny trees. And before you ask, Ken, no. Runt's gonna learn it. Keeps your moveslots free for better stuff.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif Aww...

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I knew that was a condition for using it... lame.

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Which is only useful on one HM, until the next generation, where they finally decide to split individual attacks into physical and special categories. Y'know, so Pokemon with stats that don't support their movepools become HOSHIT USEFUL. But enough about my awesome precognitive powers, I've got a Gym to obliterate and a Leader to rape. Metaphorically speaking.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif You better be.

But first...

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif Dude, come on.

Chill, I have a good reason.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif What, you're gonna use the HM right now?

So long as we're gonna go stomp the Gym, might as well give Runt a chance to exercise his Pickup ability.

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Okay, got him out, now...

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...gotta teach him.

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Okay, done with that. Time to go.

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An honors student? So... she's really smart then. Guess hitting on her is out of the question.

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That's fine. I mean, I'm only here to storm the place, ransack it, and retrieve the Badge as proof to Norman that he's pond scum.

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Not too bad, gonna murdilate this place in about one minute, forty two seconds.

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Yeah... doesn't sound too bad. One minute, thirty four seconds.

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Don't need it. One minute, twenty seven seconds.

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I don't share things, bro. One minute, nineteen seconds.

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Not my job, but I do get paid for it. One minute, five seconds.

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Didn't think so. Fifty six seconds.

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Already told you, don't need it. Forty four seconds.

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I gathered that from the whole Rock theme. Thirty five seconds.

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Pretty straightforward, okay. Twenty three seconds.

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Sure, whatever. Seventeen seconds.

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Yup. Fourteen seconds.

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Twelve seconds.

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Ten seconds.

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Uh huh, sure, kid. Whatever you say. Four seconds.

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Three seconds.

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Two seconds.

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One second.

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COMMENCE MURDILATION!

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Worf, Water Gun.

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Again.

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Sure was. Next victim...

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That was hardly terrifying, kid. If you leave now, I'll spare your life. NEXT VICTIM!

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Your bravado amuses me.

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Oh HO ho! Next victims!

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It's cute that you think you're the one who needs room to rampage.

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More Geodude. Lovely.

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Alright Mac, you're no good in this situation...

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Aryll, Confusion, target on the right.

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Again, same target.

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Worf, Water Gun, target on the left.

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Aryll, Confusion, on the right, as before.

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Worf, Water Gun, on the left, as before.

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Finish him.

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Thanks. Now buzz off.

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You best get on outta here before I have my buddy here put a fire under your ass.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif I've never known him to be this focused. He must be channelling all of his anger and hatred.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif Oh shit, he's given himself to the dark side!

Damn straight I have.

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That's good news, and here I thought no one would be able to stop me.

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Like you were on yours?

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Rock is for defensive woobies. You wanna do some real fucking damage, go Psychic or Fire. Hell, even Normal and Water are more offensive than fucking Rock.

...at least until the next generation, where they add in the most broken fucking entry hazard ever, several Rock type attacks that do OMG WTF damage, and a couple of pretty good hybrid-Rock-types. Lost my focus there for a second. Fucking precognition.

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Okay, bitch. You're going down. Nothing personal. Pin the blame for this one on Norman. He's the one who sired a homicidal bastard and left him to run free.

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So I've heard.

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Are you serious? There are people so stupid that Pokemon training doesn't just come naturally to them? And they need a school? Okay, fuck stopping with the Gym, I'm gonna raze the whole damn city.

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This is not a battle. It is a war of wills... and I will completely ruin you.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Roxanne... already? Boss... is on... a roll... today.

Yawn.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif 'Kay...

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Okay, you're done for now.

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Water Gun.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif With honor, Captain.

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Again.

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Yes... give me more rage... more hatred... MORE...

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Finish her.

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Stick around, Worf.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif Standing by, sir.

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Water Gun.

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Again. She's going to use a Potion, so don't let up.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif Aye, sir.

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Need... more... rage... MORE... NEED MORE...

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...chicGIF003.gif This is getting a little freaky...

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Nosepass...

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Oh... back... out... huh?

I've got a little job for you, then you can get back to your nap.

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Mac, Yawn.

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Nosepass is faster... no matter.

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Enjoy your nap, Mac.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...kothGIF001.gif Thanks brah... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif Awaiting orders, Captain.

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Water Gun.

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http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...rillGIF001.gif It... it wasn't enough, Captain...

THAT'S IT! I'VE FINALLY HAD ENOUGH FUCKING RAGE!

TAKE THIS! MY ANGER! MY HATRED! ALL OF MY RAGE! TASTE IT! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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And I feel much better for it!

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif Wow. I've never seen anyone harness their negative emotions that way...

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Oh, were you still talking? I had no idea, I was too busy trying to look up your skirt.

http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/x...altsGIF001.gif Yup, he's back to normal, all right.

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You DO? Awesome!

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Seriously? That's it? Damn, at least Brock's was called the "Boulder Badge." A little more creative than boring old "Stone Badge."

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One down... three to go.

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Sounds useful.

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More useful still.

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If I didn't know any better, I'd say you liked me.

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Cool.

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Thanks for the reminder. Peace out, bitch.

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Already on my to-do list. Above "murdilate my bastard dad" and below "make out with every bitch in the world."

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Don't care none 'bout no edumacation.

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Rustboro City Pokemon Gym: FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION.

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Stone Badge: Acquired.

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HORY SHET! MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT! HOLY JEEBUS, THIS IS ONE XBOX HUEG UPDATE!

Took me a total of two entire evenings (cause I had shit to do during the day, it's summertime, dudes) to play and pen the whole damn thing. I don't really have much to say, other than I think this might be the last update where I show absolutely every single screen from every battle. The previous few chapters have mostly been Ecks getting his feet wet and developing not only his personality and quirks, but those of Ken, Aryll, Worf, and Mac. Granted, Ken and Aryll have had more screentime, but I feel that the group is starting to get comfortable. I don't forsee any reasons why I should need to remove anyone from this core group. The last two slots may change a bit more frequently, but this is, for all intents and purposes, the main cast. I may make slot five a little more of a permanent fixture, but slot six is going to be an open door.

I'm also going to experiment with just taking one or two screens for minor battles, as I'm pretty sure you're a little tired of seeing four-hundred-screenshot, sixty-thousand-character updates, and I'm sick of needing two or three posts to get it all in (thanks for lowering the character limit guise), so I'm gonna try to keep it a little more simple from now on.

I don't have much else to say, frankly, other than "I hope you guise like this update cuz I worked hard on it furrealz." Mac's character profile is up next, followed by an as-yet-unplayed chapter, ETA later-ish.

Thassall, fokes.

Wait, what the hell? He's FASTER than Mac?

Originally Posted by EckScizor (Post 1050895) I know about Magikarp's speed, given that I use them for EV training (1 point towards speed + Power Anklet's 4 points x 2 Pokerus modifier = 10 points per Magikarp). I wrote it that way as Ecks is a newbie trainer and would be stupefied at getting outsped by a Magikarp. That said... I saw a great video on Youtube of a guy setting up a Magikarp sweep... maybe you've heard it referred to as EPIC FLAIL?