And Aldurin's pre-dragon grilled cooked car for added effect. I survived but his car didn't. Aldurin was unusually happy about it.

Kyan drawls power from killing this game

Doc may be a "real American hero", but he has over 1000 arrest warrants in the rest of the world.

Aldurin is secretly an earth pony. His cutie mark is an avocado.

Shyria is Aldurin's faithful dragon companion/slave bent on one day turning against him.

Unfortunately for Shy, Kyanbu sells mind control fumes at a very discount price. I mean it's so cheap that no person should be willing to lose that much money on it.

Aldurin is the only survivor to witness the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

*was* because Kyanbu left a banana peel next to a cliff. Aldurin found said peel...with his feet.

aka paid Kyanbu to plant the peel.

I had to pay Kyanbu because Shyria actually planted it instead of just leaving it there.

Fortunately akaSM didn't check where the money was going to, and one of the receiving groups was dedicated to lowering cliffs to non-fatal heights.

A group known as Aldurin.co owned and founded by Aldurin himself.

Who was later sued to oblivion by Kyanbu corp

In an elaborate attempt for Doc to take over Aldurin.co. "It didn't work" would be an understatement to how badly that plan failed.

All of which were later broken up by anti-monopoly legislation pushed by lobbyists of ThadCorp.

And in the midst of the chaos, BardInc. initiated a full corporate lockdown to avoid attention from Shyria Industries.

In all of this, everyone lost (especially Bard) due to heavy government taxation on businesses.

Aldurin invented the internet, JUST to the mock world.

Aldurin didnt know that Kyanbu would mock back.

Doc didn't realize the full extent Aldurin's desires to mock him the most.

Kyanbu is two kids in a trenchcoat fighting for control of the keyboard.

The Sevenshot Kid of Northwest Arizona doesn't have a 7 bullet revolver, in fact, he has 2 six shooters but he always forgets to fully load the second gun, hence his name.

akaSM is dead, and the current double is the spy that got the kill.

Aldurin hates love.

Bard The 5th LW is actually the 4th Light Warrior.

Umbrellacorp is a product of my mind personified.

Kyanbu understands when to let this thread go.

Doc ock doesn't

The Murderer understands the necro-bumping is kinda douchey

Umbrellacorp understands that he was actually the one to necro bump in the first place :D

The Murderer isn't done murdering this thread.

Akasm wanted to revive this thread to express his un-dieing love for NPF and it's members.