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Also this game called Gemfire I thought it was pretty boss it was on the Nintendo Entertainment System.

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Gemfire? Seriously? NES turn-based strategy... I'm not even sure how your taste in videogames could possibly be worse.

Hey, now, it was good enough to have an SNES port! Clearly you lack understanding of how strategic NES games can be. It also had Pool of Radiance, for example. I need Barrel in here to take a real snipe at such a gem as Gemfire.

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Gemfire? Seriously? An NES tactics game? Your poor taste in videogames proves itself. I don't even need to do anything.

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You know what else is quite shit? YOUR FACE.

Too many people posting their opinions not enough people hating on others

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Originally Posted by Aerozord (Post 1062975)

And you find nothing subliminal about Russians being protrayed as cheating amoral dicks that can only be beaten by good old american hard work... in Siberia. Because we all know the soviet union loved spending tons of money on top of the line equipment.

Counterpoint: Apollo Creed!

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Originally Posted by BitVyper (Post 1062976)

I like secular legal systems.

This is too openended for me to shit on without taking 100 pages so I need more detail. What kind of secular legal system? Like what's the founding principle.

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor (Post 1062982)

Not all in the same meal, mind you, but individually.

I sense inconsistencies in your taste. Eating multiple things at once multiplies the flavours thus a dish made up of yummy things becomes ultra-yummy. You just claim to like some of these things to hide your secret real tastes which are shameful.

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I basically live in England. It is a terrible place capable of producing only hatred and misery. Nothing good comes from here.

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and Darwyn Cooke's run on The Spirit.

It's a comic book.

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Originally Posted by Magus (Post 1063027)

I like hating barrels

But barres are superior to pants in every department! Every one! You like hating good things!

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and sucking up to people.

People are shit.

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Oh, I've been watching Battlestar Galactica lately, it's pretty good. Do that one.

Haven't seen it- I'm sure someone here must have some points about it.

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Also Grand Theft Auto.

So there is absolutely no story or characterisation that is worth mentioning, I drive around in an openworld in a car killing townspeople and occasional I shoot things FPS style... are you sure we're not still playing Ultima 1.

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Originally Posted by Magus (Post 1063072)

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You know what else is quite shit? YOUR FACE.

Hey look, the guy who likes Gemfire thinks he's allowed to have opinions about things. That doesn't surprise me, considering how fucked in the head you already have to be.

Play Nobunaga's Ambition on SNES, like a real man.

I do not know why, but for some reason I like Smarty McBarrelpants.

I want to see him take 100 pages to shit on something.

Therefore, I am amending my list.

I like EVERYTHING SMARTY MCBARRELPANTS HATES.

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor (Post 1063041)

You must be against every RPG ever given that your party goes around stealing stuff from every chest, crate, pot, drawer, and even bush.

Not an RPG hater and I also own and enjoy Bully but GTA is the kind of game that I hate because of those issues.

I like
Star Trek: TOS
Star Trek: TNG
Star Trek: DSN
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
and all eleven Star Trek movies (ok 1 and 5 are pushing it a little).