today Bard has done nothing except being plagued by ninjas

Doc ock rokc can't spell.

DARTH...IS TOTLLY RIHGT ABOUT TAHT OEN!

Doc ock rokc's nerdgasm face is his regular face.

Despite what you may be led to think from his avatar, aka has a refreshing cool mint flavor.

Shyria ate a few too many sugar golems and now has to wear dentures.

Loyal is capable of love.

Seil is no stranger to love. Seil knows the rules and So do I. A full commitment’s what seil's thinking of, You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
Gonna make you understand…
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Doc would give you up.