Loyal once stole the locks from the Panama Canal and used them to guard his porn stash

Shyria's top hat isn't really a top hat, it's just a really weird shaped and classy horn.

Remember Thadius, we're supposed to be LYING here
 

Thadius' assassin training, while a terrific boon to his combat skills, has lamentably destroyed his ability to discern truth from fiction and his ability to remember the rules of the ding-danged thread.

Thadius is coherent.

Bard is always a bit knurd and needs a stiff double to be sober

American beer is like making love in a canoe...
 

Doc ock is such a lightweight he gets blind stinking drunk off the smell of one shot glass of light beer.

Wildfires are what happens when Shyria gets drunk near a forest.

Loyal's Chronic Backstabbing Disorder medication has a very violent reaction to alcohol.