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32bit-RedMage 12-05-2009 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by InsaneGenius (Post 993814)
Some day you'll be thankful. Some day...

Today = :(
Tomorrow = :D

Wigmund 12-05-2009 07:06 PM

For the non-foreigners, courtesy of Babel Fish
 
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Originally Posted by 32bit-RedMage (Post 993738)
Colori di magia, colori di amore: capitolo 5

Pirateria sul livello prende in giro!

Mago nero non ha saputo reagire, aveva desiderato per questo momento per tanto tempo, ma aveva trovato che qualcosa ha stimato più. Maga bianca si è avvicinato appena una volta
“oh, Mago nero, solo una volta prima che morissi, nel mio in tensione desidero una volta tuffarmi nell'abisso senza fine"
Maga bianca ha rimosso i suoi abiti, esponenti la sua pelle bianca molle, lei generoso ha graduato i seni secondo la misura e le sue curve delicate, tutte che non interessassero affatto più lungamente Mage nero, ha trovato un nuovo modo amare, ma fra le sue gambe… “Si tuffano 12 pollici nell'abisso, tuffo in me ora„ che ha pensato, improvvisamente rammaricandosi del suo tentativo di rifiutarla ora, ma inoltre si è rammaricato di di rifiutarlo prima usando intenzionalmente le cattive linee della raccolta dal suo libro per le cattive linee della raccolta.“Fornisca il mio regno di oscurità senza fine, oh domestica dolce di una luce bianca di cumming„ che quelle erano le ultime parole Mago nero emesso prima che Maga bianca abbia immerso nell'oscurità di Mago nero.„

Per essere continuato .........

Colors of magic, colors of love: understood it 5
Pirateria on the level takes in turn!
Black wizard has not known to react, had wished for this moment in order much time, but he had found that something has estimated more. Wizard white woman has approached itself hardly once
“oh, black, single Wizard once before that you died, in mine in tension I wish once to dive itself nell' abyss without fine"
Wizard white woman has removed its dresses, exponents its skin white woman motivatings force, generous she has non-commissioned officer second the breasts the measure and its delicate curves, all that did not interest Mage at all more long black, have found a new way to love, but between its legs… “12 inches are dived nell' abyss, dive in me „that it has thought, now without warning rammaricandosi of its attempt to refuse it now, but moreover has been rammaricato of refusing intentionally using it before the bad lines of the collection from its book for the bad lines of the collection. “It supplies my reign of dusk without end, oh domestic cake of a light white woman of cumming „that those were the last words black Wizard emitted before that Wizard white woman has dipped nell' dusk of black Wizard. „

For being continued .........

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Originally Posted by 32bit-RedMage (Post 993770)
Guerrieri dell'amore (Love warriors)

Era stato abbastanza il giorno occupato, Ladro ha rubato i soldi del pranzo di molti bambini innocenti, poi Mago Nero ha assassinato ha detto bambini innocenti. Naturalmente, il guerriero ed il mago rosso li hanno aiutati.
Inutile per dire il bianca di maga era dispiaciuto...........

Sì, era una mattina occupata ed ora è notte e la luna decora il cielo.
Ognuno ma il guerriero era al fuoco di accampamento......
il pranzo era pronto e il bianca di maga ha chiesto al mago rosso di ottenere il guerriero.
:bmage:Voglio vedere i vostri seni
:wmage:Che cosa?!
:bmage:vostri seni!!!! vostri seni!!!!
Ha utilizzato il suo martello per insegnargli il significato vero del dolore

Il mago rosso è ricerca per il guerriero e lo ha trovato solo nel legno
Guerriero stava praticando tutto il giorno con la sua spada. Era quasi nudo, il suo corpo coperto nello swet.
La luce della luna ha segnato i suoi muscoli beautyful.
:rmage:Che cosa è questa cosa che ritengo in miei pantaloni?
Ha dovuto rotolare i dadi per provare a sfuggire al periodo del desiderio del guerriero, era inutile, lui non potrebbe recist i suoi +10 punti di incanto.
:fighter:Ciao mago rosso! Parliamo della spada!
:rmage:Sì! Sì amore mio!! Confrontiamo le nostre spade!!

Guerrieri dell' love (Love warriors)

Era be enough the occupied day, Thief has stolen the money of the lunch of many innocent children, then Black Wizard has assassinated has said innocent children. Naturally, the guerriero and wizard have helped the red them.
Useless in order to say the wizard white woman it was dispiaciuto ...........

Yes, it was a occupied morning and now it is night and the moon decorates the sky. Everyone but the guerriero era to the encampment fire ......
the lunch was ready and the wizard white woman has asked the red wizard to obtain the guerriero.
:bmage: I want to see your breasts
:wmage: What!
:bmage: your breasts! your breasts!
It has used its hammer for insegnargli the true meaning of the pain

The red wizard is search for the guerriero he has only found and it in the wood Guerriero was practicing all the day with its sword. Era nearly knot, its body covered in the swet.
The moonlight has marked its muscles beautyful.
:rmage: What is this thing that I think in my pants?
It has had to roll dice in order to try to escape to the period of desire of the guerriero, was useless, he could not recist its +10 points of spell.
:fighter: Hello red wizard! We speak about the sword!
:rmage: Yes! Yes love mine! We confront our swords!

phil_ 12-05-2009 08:12 PM

FANTASTIC! Also, nightmarish.

Lady Cygnet 12-05-2009 09:34 PM

Babelfish sucks. It doesn't account for idioms or anything.

Thanks to the awesomeness of 32bit-RedMage, I am now encouraged to resume my efforts to read and speak Italian. :D

Wigmund 12-05-2009 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lady Cygnet (Post 993873)
Babelfish sucks. It doesn't account for idioms or anything.

That's why I used it.

32bit-RedMage 12-06-2009 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Wigmund
Babel Fish translation

It's a sort of good translation.......for babel fish .....
I tranlated their names too. Why ? Cuz it's funnier!
Seems like babel fish can't translate the word "guerriero"
guerriero means warrior .... Fighter translates to combattente
I changed Fighter's name to warrior/guerriero cuz combattente sound pretty bad.

So their names in italian would be:
:rmage:Mago Rosso
:bbelt:Cinta Nera
:wmage:Maga Bianca
:bmage:Mago Nero
:thief:Ladro
:fighter:Combattente but I translate it to Guerriero :p

Okay ...
I am gonna post the lame fanfic *I* wrote, but this time in english.

(Excuse my poor fanfic-writing skills... I was laughing while I wrote this)

It had been quite the busy day. Thief had been busy stealing lunchmoney from innocent children, then Black Mage murdered said innocent children. Red Mage and Fighter helped out too.
Needless to say, White Mage was displeased.

It was already night and the moon decorated the sky.
Everyone but Fighter was sitting at the campfire....
Dinner was ready and White mage asked Black Mage to call Fighter.
:bmage:I want to see your breasts
:wmage: What?!
:bmage:your breasts! your breasts!
White used her hammer to show him the true meaning of pain ......

Red Mage went to search for Fighter in the woods, and there he found him.
Fighter had been practicing all day with his sword. He was almost naked, his body covered in sweat.
The moonlight marked his muscles.
:rmage: What is this thing I am feeling in my pants ?!
Red Mage rolled his dice trying to resist his desire for Fighter, but it was useless, he could not resist his +10 charm points.
:fighter:Hi Red mage ! Let's talk about swords!
:rmage: Yes! YES my love! Let us compare our swords !!

Premmy 12-06-2009 11:03 PM

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(Excuse my poor fanfic-writing skills... I was laughing while I wrote this)
That's kind of the point of fanfic, precious

Ecks 12-08-2009 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by 32bit-RedMage (Post 993738)
CoM;CoL in Italian

Mind = blown :eek:

EDIT: Uh, in a good way :D


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