>Shoot GM through the fourth wall.

There's no better solution.

The clock stops short because the RP stops short because the GM is dead.

Alternatively,

You die with a smile on your face. Your last words are "fuck you Bard".

Hey look, is that a character sheet?

Main details it mentions that haven't come up yet are the fact Iro's a good mechanic (all the better to make machines for high speed delivery with) and can set things on fire with her mind.

Name: Iropha Zanges

Gender: Female

Age: 6 solar sweeps

Appearance: Long, somewhat messy black hair. Skinny

Lusus: Gyrojetfalcon

Trollian Handle: hastyExecutor, THE QUIC|< BROWN FO>< JUMPS OvER THE L^ZY >OG! ^LSO SOMETIMES DR^^^WS OUT WOR>S!

Blood Color: Orange

Hive: Lawn Ring on a plateau in a sub-arctic mountainous region.

Strife Specibus: Limbkind.

Fetch Modus: Vector Modus. An item can only be retrieved from the Vector Modus by travelling at the right speed in the right direction. The closest match will be fired out at GREAT SPEED in the event of a miss.

Items of note:
Blackmail Package: WHAT COULD IT BE?
Time Capsule: Something Iro picked up recently. It is dispensing instructions to her at a measured rate so that at the right time and the right place, something will happen.
Broken Rocketbike: Stored at terminal velocity, straight down.

Title: Still deciding

Dreamself: Derse.

Interests: Iro wants to become a DELIVERATOR, delivering goods at GREAT SPEEDS or else. She currently runs an unofficial delivery service to get practice. She hoards things, particularly supplies for her RIDICULOUS ARTS AND CRAFTS and an interconnected web of favours and debts, and enjoys messing around with them, fixing them and making new things out of them. She's a good mechanic and generally prefers making functional things.

Additional Notes: Iro's interests cost her an arm and a leg. Being quite low in the hemospectrum, Iro is psychically susceptible and has a fairly strong form of pyrokinesis. She can shake the molecules of things in a vaguely scientific way to heat them up and make them burst into flames, or she can give them a shove in one direction to launch things at GREAT SPEEDS. She probably uses this ability to operate her fake arm and leg.

Wait, what's the deal with Iropha's chart? Is that supposed to represent the teams with one dot for each troll? And what do the lines mean? Or do you not know yet or waiting approval from Gemibard?

Ahrha: Accepted. List updated. I'll start a new thread soon.

That's dark, Leraje. Very, very dark.

But expected of you.

EDIT: I think your case is kismesis in denial.

And that's 15.

Our sixteenth will have to be a Prospit.

Sorting teams right now.