how cant you like Black Mage, hes just so evil and cool

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Worry not Stabber von. I made the same mistake once, and as someone told me: You can use the Edit button in the inferior right corner to add anything you want in your last post, in case you didn't like it.

In other issues, I'm stubborn and I keep my mind that Matoya is the best character. What do you think people? Don't you want to contradict me?????

Sarda
 

Sorry. Yesterday on my daily meditation, I realized that Sarda is the best character, so I changed my mind about King Steve and Matoya. I could explain to you all the reasons; but I will not.

So, vote for:

SARDA

I change my vote to.......DUN DUN DUN.......Red Mage's Hat!!!

What's this now? You ask of ME who my favorite character is upon this strip of madness? You ask me? Very well...I shall tell you...in so many words...

There is only one worthy character in which that I would call "The Best" over all others. There is only one...who is equal parts cunning, devious, and powerful throughout the entire story and stands up for what he believes in no matter what...

:thief: You mean me?

No. Go back to stealing my wallet.

*He does this, but fails to see the Camel Spider hidden inside*

He has the power to destroy anything in his path. His intellect is astounding...

:rmage: Aha! He mentioned intelligence, of which I have a Natural 20.

Don't be absurd. You are neither clever or particularly talented.

In one hand, he carries a devastating blade...

:fighter: Swords! I like swords! Sword swordy sword sworditty sword-

OH, STOP IT! I've had just about enough of these interruptions! If you don't all shut up this instant, I'll feed Chaos a Game Genie and then you'll see what a REAL god of destruction is all about!!!

*Silence...for once*

He is the greatest force in the entirety of the 8-Bit World, the unstoppable and untoppable...

*Resounding calls of "Who?! For the love of God, WHO!?" fill the air*

Black Mage

:bmage: Best. Intro. Ever. And I didn't even have to pay or stab him to do it!

red mage is by FAR the best, i mean comon look at his hat, how can you baet that.

Fitr all the way. He's the only guy who could ever make me look smart.

I had to go with thief...im a thief in everything...how can you not love how he can steal anything i mean cmon! :thief:

He's faster than a flying Knife. He's stronger than all of the world's mana infused into one spell. He's deadlier to your children than Michael Jackson. He's eviler than every demon and devil on the Nine Planes of Hell. He's

BLAAAAAAAAAACK MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

:bmage: Wonder if I could Hadoken the Taj Mahal from here....But Fighter is just as fun.
:fighter:OH MY GOD!!!!!THE PAIN IS UNBERABLE!!MY FLESH IS PEELING AND MY THROAT IS GO-
Remember kids, stay away from BM, or you'll play.......with your life. :D