Heh, you should see NPF staff Christmas parties, I hear they get all sorts of crazy.

Though this year's might be a size less fun now.

I think I need some alone time, now
 

I never got invited to the staff Christmas parties...

That's because you're like the creepy strange uncle people pretend they never know.

Yeah I mean Krylo most people strip after they get drunk but when you started showing up with no pants at the outset, that's pretty much where the cut-off exists.

I was just trying to save time.

If you can't tolerate the outcome of giving people the choice to do those sorts of things then either fix the system that allows people to do these things, or learn to tolerate?

See, company parties always follow one rule. Always follow the boss' example. The boss getting right plastered? Then you are allowed, nay, obligated to consume as much liquor as your body will allow. Boss taking it easy? You should do the same.

One time after the staff golf tournament where I used to work, my very drunk (admittedly MILF) boss took a pass at me. It will go down in my autobiography as one of the most terrifying moments of my life. Instead I actually managed to flirt my way out. And by flirt my way out, I mean flirt for a little bit and then yell "Hey Steve! You need help with that!" and scamper away like a spider monkey fleeing fire.

And here I thought you were cool

To me, any behavior like that seems like it could impact your job security and if not that then for sure your work environment - She might be treated pretty differently now than she might have otherwise by coworkers. Some people may not respect her as much, and then there could be issues with certain gentlemen... Although any ensuing sexual harassment would certainly not be her fault, it might be enough of a catalyst for some creep-o to give her some seriously unwanted attention.

Frankly, a company sponsored party, alcohol or no, should be approached with inhibitions in tact if for nothing else than personal responsibility and sense of self-preservation. She should save that stuff for a night out with friends if at all.

If you're going to a party with (too much) inhibitions, then it's not a real party is it.