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On the topic of dominance behavior in bulls, namely mounting:

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Originally Posted by Conservapedia

...the act is "homosexual" solely on the technical ground that it involves two bulls, but it is not homosexual because the bulls are not do not display an intent that the mounted be male.

Emphasis mine, silliness theirs. Thanks for the tip, Lost in Time.

Sorry, what's the concise version?
If you convert someone who's gay they turn into a crossdressing manipulative sociopath?

Truly covert gays are ruling the world right now!

Just so you guys know; gay powers can't affect the colour yellow. Also, gays need to recharge their powers periodically. They typically do this using a portable charger which frequently takes the form of any number of any number of phallic objects. Gays may also recharge their homosexuality at the Central Gay Battery. This can be found in the secret gay doom fortress at the centre of the Earth where homosexuals hold their dark conferences and discuss how to further expand their influence. The Central Gay Battery is the source of all homosexuality in the universe. It was forged at the dawn of time by Satan himself.

"Hay, less people believe in evolution, studies show. We am smarter getting!"

Look what you've done. I've gone and clicked to the main page to see which articles are featured and am already suffering pain from the strength of the ignorance displayed. Like channeling Perfect Cell over here.

Would be fantastic.

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Originally Posted by Lost in Time (Post 1006350)

On an unrelated note, I am now turning myself gay just because of this wiki.

I wish I was straight so I could do this.

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Originally Posted by phil_ (Post 1006365)

On the topic of dominance behavior in bulls, namely mounting:

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Originally Posted by Conservapedia

...the act is "homosexual" solely on the technical ground that it involves two bulls, but it is not homosexual because the bulls are not do not display an intent that the mounted be male

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Emphasis mine, silliness theirs. Thanks for the tip, Lost in Time.

So that means I don't have to worry about traps anymore?! Nice! Time to hit the street corners with impunity!

I mean, technically, in "homosexual bait and switch", as well, it's totally okay to continue being gay with the homosexual even after they've revealed they are really a man because you didn't intend to have sex with a guy! It's like being gay but without the public hatred!

Also, the pic chosen for "Homosexuality" is hilarious:

http://www.conservapedia.com/images/...ion_screen.gif

As we can see, homosexuals are effeminate men, wear nice suits, and are cursed with bad directions from Google Maps.

"Reality has a liberal bias" -Cracked.com on Conservapedia

I've long been wondering about the ideology of conservatism. Ever since people at www.stormfront.org informed me that they were noble conservationists, struggling to keep things from changing. (Right before they banned me the first time.)

Isn't being conservative kind of directly opposite of the prime directive of life itself? Trying to justify the fear of change that every sensible individual fights? A fundamental lack of courage?

I've always seen it as being an evil selfish little fuck and creating a political ideology to "justify" it.