There's one piece of advice that's been a great help to me in every stage of my life. As my father once told it to me, I'll tell it to you:

Don't eat the yellow snow.

If you're gonna play the game....
 

If you're going to be playing around with your computer's registry to solve a problem, always remember to back everything up first.

I've only just got everything back working again...

Don't wear pants.

That's pretty much everything you need to know about life.

Never hate Gilgamesh. He is the greatest FF character ever, as evidenced by being in MULTIPLE games but very few are connected with each other.

I have to say this is probably the worst advice thread anyone has started ever. Welp. Sounds like we all qualify for our own "Dead Abby" coloumns in national newspapers.

If a woman tells you she's not angry about something/not disappointed/not (insert negative feeling here)...

She is. She's not even lying when she says she isn't. She just doesn't realize that she really does feel that way even if she says she doesn't.

What I'm really trying to say here is this: be careful of the fairer sex. She is beautiful and at times an absolute delight to be around... but as the saying goes, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." Don't take her word for it, boys. If she says she's not angry, yet her eyes burn like the devil's... uh, that's when you run.

Nice guys finish last. They never succeed in life. Be an asshole.

Y'know, I'm totally okay with finishing last in life.

The louder the mouth, the weaker the conviction.