All of you, Ever.
 

Because the truth is you all just need to shut the fuck up.Always.

Alright, I'll change my earlier parody,

"If you can't say anything nice, you're probably Premonitions. Or Fifth. Or pretty much everyone else on this board, including me."

You see that? that "not Shutting the fuck up?" that's what I'm talking about, tsk, Maaaaaaan.
*walks off*

Boy, I definitely see some great things in store for this thread. This is going to last forever!

If by "last forever" you mean 2 pages and then you dorks shut the fuck up, then I hope so, I really really do.

Alright, Prem, you can have the last word. What'll it be?

My advice, no, sorry, "Wisdom", is "When you have the last word, always say "Ni". Because nothing ends a conversation quite like an overused monty python reference. I second the point of view that you all smell.

Overused pop culture references as a rule are a good way to make people avoid you. Whether it's "Bueller, Bueller" or any of the myriad sayings from Super Troopers, or even the dreaded "YEAH! OKAY!", it's a good way to end conversations because people become instantly aware you are incapable of coming up with your own jokes and so mindlessly mimic something from the latest comedy you've seen.

My daddy always told me "Don't eat the yellow snow".

Okay I used that one recently. Something original:

Seasons come and go, but global warming is always just around the corner.

The more you know... the harder it is to sleep at night.
 

I just didn't want you to go throughout life not knowing you were the progeny of gay sex.