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Professor Smarmiarty 02-16-2010 02:37 PM

I didn't have a youth, I sprung into being fully formed and fully perfect

Krylo 02-16-2010 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants (Post 1016413)
fully perfect

No, I'm pretty sure you're not me.

Sorry.

bluestarultor 02-16-2010 02:45 PM

I used to go around with a bullet necklace, along with various rings (only ever one at a time, mind you), plus my chain wallet and an open button-up shirt over a white tee. Actually, the open shirt made running really fast fun, which was good, because I had to do a lot of that in high school due to a ridiculous schedule every year that always seemed to land me at least across the same building and on a different level. I almost ran up a wall once trying to turn a corner and get to class. :sweatdrop

Sadly, my white tees are all old and not really suitable anymore and my bullet degraded down to the base metal in one spot from a bit of damage it got at one point, so I don't wear them anymore. Occasionally, I put a ring on, but they conflict with my new gloves, so probably not again until the snow melts. And I button my shirts now.

Still have my chain wallet, though. I know it's not in fashion anymore, but it holds my money and doesn't get lost, so eh.

Funka Genocide 02-16-2010 03:24 PM

I didn't have any concept of fashion before the age of about 15.

After which point I became fabulous.

katiuska 02-16-2010 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants (Post 1016413)
I didn't have a youth, I sprung into being fully formed and fully perfect

...Didn't you spend a good chunk of time studying philosophy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluestarultor (Post 1016415)
I used to go around with a bullet necklace, along with various rings (only ever one at a time, mind you), plus my chain wallet and an open button-up shirt over a white tee. Actually, the open shirt made running really fast fun, which was good, because I had to do a lot of that in high school due to a ridiculous schedule every year that always seemed to land me at least across the same building and on a different level. I almost ran up a wall once trying to turn a corner and get to class. :sweatdrop

Sadly, my white tees are all old and not really suitable anymore and my bullet degraded down to the base metal in one spot from a bit of damage it got at one point, so I don't wear them anymore. Occasionally, I put a ring on, but they conflict with my new gloves, so probably not again until the snow melts. And I button my shirts now.

Still have my chain wallet, though. I know it's not in fashion anymore, but it holds my money and doesn't get lost, so eh.

I didn't have a chain wallet, though my brother did. I did, however, have a collection of flannels and black shirts/jeans, because it was 1996.

See, I had a concept of fashion, it was just a really stupid concept, and it took me a few tries until I got it right at about 18.

01d55 02-16-2010 04:46 PM

Fixed That For You.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants (Post 1016413)
I didn't have a youth, I sprung into being fully bearded and fully communist

FTFY.

BitVyper 02-16-2010 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krylo (Post 1016414)
No, I'm pretty sure you're not me.

Sorry.

He's not. He's a manifestation of one of my facets. Like you.

So I guess in that sense he is. Sort of.

bluestarultor 02-16-2010 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katiuska (Post 1016467)
...Didn't you spend a good chunk of time studying philosophy?



I didn't have a chain wallet, though my brother did. I did, however, have a collection of flannels and black shirts/jeans, because it was 1996.

See, I had a concept of fashion, it was just a really stupid concept, and it took me a few tries until I got it right at about 18.

I had a concept of fashion, which actually was very predictive of what everyone else started wearing a couple years later, only involving less flannel and less black.

I was kind of like an anti-goth, but not in any way that was patently preppy. It was actually pretty cool, because it allowed me to pull friends from literally every social clique.

Grimpond 02-16-2010 04:57 PM

I don't know what the hell you people did to spring out like that, but I came out of the gate nekkid, bloody, and screaming.

I remember that I almost never actively participated in group things. I'd be the quiet kid who sorta hung around all quiet-like. I wish I could slap myself through time.

Professor Smarmiarty 02-16-2010 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katiuska (Post 1016467)
...Didn't you spend a good chunk of time studying philosophy?

All rumours of my past activites are either A)Lies spread by the imperialists to humanise a living god or B) ripples in space-time caused by the Big Bang like nature of my birth- we are not sure.


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