Yah. That time he posted all those thread about people complaining about people complaining about people complaining, that seems to have been his last bit of trolling. Of course, maybe he's just lulling us into a false sense of security.

All those in favor of creating a wordfilter that will replace any mention of Fifthfiend with "He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named" say aye.

Don't you sass me.

Finishing the night with a white russian, and wishing I wasn't too lazy to find my Lebowski dvd and put it in.

You all kinda suck, you know? I've been lurking here for years and not once have I seen any semblance of good housekeeping from any one of you. This place is a mess. I expect all of this to be cleaned up when I get back.

Also, Southern State Community college, Hillsboro, OH. tomorrow there will be snow castles building, and you will join. I am king and I order you to build my thrown.

So, here's the plan. I am writing a web series, hope to start filming early this summer. Mostly a paraody of dnd, but any fantasy medium will do. I need actors, extras, lights people, a camera or two, someone to hold the cameras, and other sutuff. If you live in southwestern ohio feel free to donate your tuime and money and i might consider giving you credit for your slave work. this is gonna be big, and will be the start of my dreams of finally recreating captain planet with all the awesome and less cheese. I think Meg ryan can easily reprise her role in a live action film or two.

Edit:L AYE is for horses.

Ninety minutes of black screen.

To be quite honest, not sure what I'm still doing here. So I can hardly blame fifth for not being here.

Though he is lurking. Always lurking. A shade of his former self.

An ass shade.

You guys know he still lurks right? I've seen him in the registry at the bottom of the page. It was only like two weeks ago at the latest....

This thread is terrible.