If you did that I would figure out a way to buy you into the Beta!

I would totally do that, but I don't have the money and skills to make those costumes.

So instead we're going to play a game where you suggest retarded things for me to do to prove my love for starcraft to blizzard, and assuming they're not too disfiguring or impractical, I'll try them out!

There is no way to increase the excitement for Starcraft 2. If you are not pumped about it, you need mental help.

Meh, I think the first Starcraft was overrated. And I could totally see Starcraft II pulling a Duke Nukem.

What, never actually releasing? Nah, that'll be Diablo III. :p

Dude, that's not how you respond to trolling. Gawd.

EDIT: Seriosly, I try to spite you guys over a game and you just respond normally to me? This forum is such a repressive environment.

What about not being excited about the BETA because you know if you play it, it will drive you insane till the actual game comes out?

Haha Osterbaum, you're so funny! Want some cookies I made?

I don't take cookies that are offered to me by strange people.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! I chose a brilliant day to give up video games for 40 fugging days. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!

On the contrary, atleast I now know its going to be released probably within a year of today.