Add not having a FB account to that.

You heard the man, he doesn't post that often. He's busy sharpening his spears!

Don't be silly. Haven't you ever heard of McMammoth's? Maybe it's just a Wisconsin thing, since we have snow 3/4 of the year, but The Mammoth is the best meal to feed a whole village. If you just want something smaller for the extended family, try The Giant Sloth, or maybe just The Smilodon for you and your cousins.

Pssha, real hunters get pterodactyl meat, The legs are to die for.

Man, I don't know what kind of magical super wallet you have, but it sure as hell takes me longer to pull out five tens, make sure it's five tens, hand it to the teller, wait for the machine to display I get 6 dollars and 22 cents back, and then fumble about for the change from their drawer and hand it to me than it does for me to swipe a card, the cashier to hit a button, and me to sign my name.

Crazy bastard.

Checks, though. Checks are the bane of my existence. When someone doesn't bother making anything out until they get up to the line so they have to fumble about the date, write out the full name of the establishment, write the money owed twice, and then sign, and then flip over to the back of their book and record the transaction before handing the damn check.

Fuck people that do that.

If you want to use a check, you fill out everything but the amount owed before you get up there, and you record the transaction after you leave the line.

You use tens? Like regularly, and in preference to fives and twenties?

The same stands if I'm digging out two twenties and and a five, man.

Actually that takes longer, because now I'm not just grabbing a predefined number of bills from my wallet--which I usually keep ordered when I have cash so that all the twenties, tens, fives, and ones (and I guess we have twos now?) are all together. Instead I have to flip through all my money to find my five and my two twenties.

As a cashier, I just have one thing to say:

Fuck check writers in their stupid f-

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cocksmuggling shithole paper-pushing motherf-

Etcetera! :D

Hahaha, you people and your non-Monopoly money. I know what bills someone has from 500 feet away!