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Kyanbu The Legend 03-19-2010 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Wigmund (Post 1025848)
That's why you leave one person alive...chained in your basement.

But wouldn't they try to kill you?

Green Spanner 03-19-2010 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by phil_ (Post 1025855)
But wait, wouldn't he become the person with the most hours spent in a basement? You can't win this game!

A strange game. The only way to win is not to play.

How about a nice game of chess?

TDK 03-19-2010 07:49 PM

This is mortifying, and what's sad is that the MORE humanitarian way of thinking, for me, is hoping that the men sending her protein shakes and such are just trying to reinforce natural selection.

krogothwolf 03-19-2010 11:44 PM

He could always just become friends with corpses.

Tev 03-20-2010 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TDK (Post 1025873)
This is mortifying, and what's sad is that the MORE humanitarian way of thinking, for me, is hoping that the men sending her protein shakes and such are just trying to reinforce natural selection.

Do I need to break out the fetish chart again? Weight enthusiasts are a rather large (heh punny) and defined group.

Grandmaster_Skweeb 03-21-2010 05:49 AM

Upon reading this I have come to the conclusion that the only way to save ourselves from ourselves is by glorious cleansing fire. The kind that is semi-liquid and burns for a very very long time.

Gentlemen, I propose we go back in time and learn the secrets of Greek Fire. It is the only way.

Pip Boy 03-21-2010 08:39 AM

How funny would it be if we got there and found out all the references to greek fire were euphemisms for hot-sauce?

Green Spanner 03-21-2010 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Megaman FTW (Post 1026282)
How funny would it be if we got there and found out all the references to greek fire were euphemisms for hot-sauce?

Or chlamydia.

TDK 03-21-2010 09:22 AM

If that's the case we need only consult Fifth!

batgirl 03-21-2010 03:20 PM

I love how she says she's not hurting anyone, but she's not thinking about all the tax money we're going to have to shell out to help her when she has a gigantic MI and needs to go to the ER.

Also, she's going to be hurting the backs of the poor EMTs and Paramedics who are going to have to cart her ass out of the house, probably by crane or forklift, when she has said MI.

She's also hurting her kid, who is probably starved (pun not intended) for attention since she says that running after her kid makes her burn calories.

IMO:
1- She gets her uterus pulled out with a coat hanger so she can never have children and subject them to such stupidity.

2- She signs a DNR

or

3- She agrees to pay for all her medical expenses herself.

Oh, and her enabling husband should be castrated. Painfully. With a meat tenderizer.

I'm just happy she's in Jersey so it isn't me who would have to pick her up, or else she'd some common sense slapped into her in the form of an oxygen tank upside the head.

Even though she says she's "healthy," she's at risk for heart disease, diabetes and all sorts of other ailments that could ultimately lead to an early death. Fetishes aside, there is nothing to be proud of here. Sure, self confidence is completely fine. I'm not exactly skinny here and I am happy with who I am and my weight, but this is just abuse; self-abuse and abuse of the medical system she will eventually need.

Give this family a round of Darwin awards please.


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