I swear I thought this thread was going to be some existential challenge.

over a year of being here
 

And yet you guys thought I was serious. -_-;

That tells you more about you than us.

For a moment, I did too. But that was before I saw the date... I need to get a new watch or something, entire weeks are passing by with no notice from me.

I call bullshit on that.

That I need to be more active.

Ehh I always had mix feelings about April Fools day. An old friend of mine is a master at deception. Being that 4 years back he once got me to believe his aunt got into a bad car accident and was rushed to the hospital that night. He had enough evidence to prove it had really happened. Only for her to come home an hour later unscratched, with her car undamaged complete with him smiling and going "April fools". >_<

Damn that brilliant bastard. I'm cutting my cell phone off tomorrow just to avoid getting played for a fool.

Don't be too hasty in reaching your decisions.

One of the most reputable news sources in the country ran a story about how we'd finally run out of new IP addresses, so ICANN would have to switch off the root server to convert everything to IPv6. Of course that would mean no computer that wasn't already prepared for IPv6 couldn't get online afterwards anymore.

I was prepared and in fact came across the story actively looking for the April Fool's joke but it was very well done.

ThinkGeek has the usual wonderful array of fake products today. Also, Woot is doing things a little differently this time around.

Also, something's off about Dinosaur Comics today. Though, I think I like it, if I could only articulate what is wrong with it.