I misread this as something entirely sexy and arbitrary.

I just saw the word short pants, which then immediately shortened (goddammit) to shorts, and THEN I thought "GODDAMMIT JOEY, STOP FUCKING CALLING!"

I need to lay off the fucking Pokeymons. It's starting to mess with my head.

EDIT: Just to explain the massive LEAP from shorts to Joey... uh, the whole fetish Youngster Trainers have about their shorts, that reminded me of the most memetic Youngster that Token so kindly allowed into his avatar and signature... coupled with my seething hatred for that annoying brat (Do you know, in HG at least, once his TOP FUCKING PERCENTAGE Raticate gets into the 50s... all it does is spam Substitute for the whole match?), not mention how often he fucking calls me to talk about inane bullshit like he can't fucking catch ANYTHING ELSE... NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT HE HAS A LEVEL 50ISH RATICATE, WHICH HE APPARENTLY LEVELGRINDED WHILE STILL ON ROUTE 30. I hope he fucking suffered through that whole grind. I really do.

Another chapter up. Harry meets Dumbledore and it is hilarious.

This is the most entertaining thing I've read in a long time

What the fuck.

EDIT: Question: Why didn't you link to the first chapter?

I just nabbed the link I was given. I didn't think about the fact that I had jumped from there to chapter one because I was too dumbstruck by what I was reading.

I crave more.

Hey, sweet, an update.

>:[
 

Yeah, whoops. Sorry about that, forgot that I was the last post.

I have to admit i'm enjoying the hell out of it so far. Some parts have been a little wacky/silly but for the most part it's been pretty good.