There'd better be a lot of them; after the first time, you know them!

Well, technically.

All I'm thinking is that the inheritance tax is going to wipe out a third of that or more if you're in a state like Wisconsin that has its own additional inheritance tax. So assuming they leave you with 4 million (I feel like I'm being generous with that), it'll probably bump you up at least into the next tax bracket and-

Basically, the end result of my thought process is you end up with maybe a few hundred dollars and several nights of bitter tears. :P



Joking aside, I'd definitely donate to the animal shelters. They're having major rough times right now and I can't say no to fluffy critters. I mean, medical research would get some, too, probably a lot more, but I just wanted to mention that I wouldn't forget the animals.



Edit: ^^^ "Knowing" them is the entire point. ;)

10% goes to Charity, a lovely young woman working at a strip club a couple counties over.

The other 90% also goes to hookers, yes.

10% to science. Then I'd buy happiness.

I would spend all of it on booze. And then hand out 10% of my booze to poor people.

I would fufill my lifelong dream to become the hobo king.

I'd vote for you.

That aside, I build a coliseum with 80% of the money, and then invite charities to send their best warriors to fight over the 10%. I would sell tickets for the fight and have a 3rd party collect the profit to be used for future contests. With the last 10 I would pay a lawyer to find a loop hole that would allow me to collect the said arena's profits. Oh, and hookers.

10% to an actual charity, the rest on getting The Flying Car Project off the ground (lame pun intended).



Or this. Haven't decided yet.

Deposit money into various shady offshore banks, move somewhere that doesn't give a shit about American legal contracts, live comfortably.

A true hobo king doesn't require money to attain his throne.

I'm gonna need about $20 to obtain a suitable hoboing jacket and some smokes.