Well, you don't have to pay several hundred dollars for a ball, and then another 50 for every game you want to play with it. Besides, balls aren't the pinnacle of motion-sensor technology.

My cyborg balls are superior.
 

Well maybe YOUR balls aren't.

Okay wow, to be honest I'd only heard of Parade from that one Family Guy episode where Stewie's future self reads Parade but that couple sentences made me angry.

The worst part is that the person who wrote this actually thought this was funny.

Fuck you, AJ Jacobs. EVEN IF NATAL WAS SOMEHOW GOING TO BE AWESOME IT NOW SUCKS BECAUSE FUCK YOU

Did he really just call himself sleek-looking?

Oh look, a rehash of the "get a real guitar instead of Guitar Hero" argument.

I dunno about you but I don't wanna just play with balls all the time. Is it so unfathomable that some games don't involve balls at all, virtual or not?

Man, the best games involves balls and a stick!

This time though it makes a lot more sense, since both the real ball and Natal will eventually have you to hop about and flail like an idiot. :P

I dunno, there are some good ones where that stuff isn't really even involved.

No one wants to play the prepacked sports game, Preturbed, they want to play whatever shooter game uses this technology. Not sure what one that is since it'd have to be like, you hit bullets with your shield to ricochet it back at enemies or something?

Looks dumb, motion controls are not the future, they need holograms or holodecks or VR glasses or something.

By the way, for some reason I thought Natal was the PS3's big purple lollipop, what's that one called?