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The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk 07-01-2010 07:19 PM

I heard about something like this a while ago. I'll just say that this is a really terrible idea but hey, it's the internet, it's full of terrible ideas so this whole thing doesn't really surprise me. I don't see this lasting too long though; much like the men it's catering too, it'll all be over in about 5 minutes.

Mannix 07-02-2010 05:37 AM

Gamecrush debuted several months ago, and their servers crashed the first day due to high demand.

Aerozord 07-02-2010 04:46 PM

what I hate is the principle this idea is based on. That gamers are all lonely teenage boys. That the only way to play a game with a girl is to pay them, like its some sort of insanely rare thing. True alot of girls hide the fact they are to keep guys from hitting on them. But they are very common, I know tons of girls that game.

Its like those people that still pay for porn sites not realizing they can get the stuff for free

Note: this is for legitimately meeting gamer girls. But then again if its for her getting her tits out, as I said earlier, you can get porn for free

Viridis 07-02-2010 07:29 PM

Surprised no one linked to this yet.

Bells 07-02-2010 07:57 PM

Guys... guys guys!!! This is a freaking gold mine! We should start a Service where girls pay us to watch while they play and give compliments like "Wow, you nearly made that jump! That's ok Honey, you should try again... you are getting so good at this!" and "Your hair looks very nice today, princess peach beware!!"

It's a goldmine!!!

Krylo 07-02-2010 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bells (Post 1056426)
Guys... guys guys!!! This is a freaking gold mine! We should start a Service where girls pay us to watch while they play and give compliments like "Wow, you nearly made that jump! That's ok Honey, you should try again... you are getting so good at this!" and "Your hair looks very nice today, princess peach beware!!"

It's a goldmine!!!

I haven't looked at GamerCrush recently, but back when there was all that hype about it in the first place I took a glance and it said something about having male models for female clients as well.

Speaking of, if it's back up maybe I should toss in an application...

Solid Snake 07-02-2010 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bells (Post 1056426)
Guys... guys guys!!! This is a freaking gold mine! We should start a Service where girls pay us to watch while they play and give compliments like "Wow, you nearly made that jump! That's ok Honey, you should try again... you are getting so good at this!" and "Your hair looks very nice today, princess peach beware!!"

It's a goldmine!!!

While I highly doubt this would work, we could probably make tons of money hiring us out to lonely women to do stuff like, say, attend the Twilight movies (and feign we're their boyfriends so they don't have to attend alone) or go shopping with them and loudly compliment their appearances in front of crowds as they try on new clothing at various outlet stores.

I mean those would be agonizing experiences, but in this economy, can we really complain?

Random Ninja 07-03-2010 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Krylo (Post 1056434)
I haven't looked at GamerCrush recently, but back when there was all that hype about it in the first place I took a glance and it said something about having male models for female clients as well.

Speaking of, if it's back up maybe I should toss in an application...

Damn. I'd better get back into my Wii-fit work out schedule so I can get a job there!

RobinStarwing 07-03-2010 02:35 PM

I really don't see this going anywhere. It just looks sad. But that could just be that I prefer to actually meet girls that play video games as opposed to just finding them online.


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