I might be interested.

And holy shit. That Cracked article brings up an interesting idea.

Infrared zombies.

You just let me worry about all the little zombie details. Seems like there is enough interest for this, I'll start putting together a sign-up.

Hrm. I've never been much for RPs, but I kinda want to test the waters again, and this seems like as good a place as any. Plus, if I wanna give it up I can just be eaten! So, count me in I guess!

Also, again. This should totally happen during an NPF-con. That'd a) explain why we're all there and b) allow the creation of a fifthfiend-zombie.

Also, c, 4 out of 5 umbral players (and the DM) are in here, and us having to work together during a zombie apocalypse would just be hilarious.

If by hilarious you mean our very first course of action would be to shoot you in the head.

Probably in the first post. Maybe even via flashback, so it happens before the RP even starts.

If that happens, then I'm on the zombie side.
And I'd keep my cognitive skills.
And trust me, if there's one thing you want less than an undead horde out for your blood, it's an undead horde out for your blood commanded by me. Seriously.

And I mean come on, why shoot me? The RP works out well! We have a good system there, a good thing going. Why fix what's not broken?

Even if you keep your cognitive skills, the rest of the zombies would still be mindless.

So? It's not like that's presented a problem before!

Ba dum tish
Ok, sorry. Let's get this apocalypse on the road!