you kids get off mah lawn!!! lousy young'ens. with the "dudes" and the "bros" and the "woots"

It's not the only viable guess, of course!
 

Have you never noticed when a friend who hasn't gotten laid in a long time [in this case maybe ever?] is suddenly very happy about everything? It seemed a reasonable guess to me.

e: That parenthetical sounds more harsh than it needs to be. hur hur virgins

Dude.

I am not amused.
 

Just got laid threads: The only thing worse than drunk threads.

I dunno man. This thread at least had Edgar Allen Bro, and that's something. Those drunk threads got pretty awful.

Yes, that includes mine.
 

Yeah, but it also had every other post in this thread.

This would be more funny if I didn't have a roommate who actually talks like that. >:I

I dunno man. I can't really get a proper hate-on for this thread. It's just been consistently bland except for like one good post, so I'm just very meh towards it. There are plenty of threads much more on the awful, easy-to-hate side of things than this one.

:raise:

I don't think judging a thread by the quality of posts Bells and Aldurin make is very fair.