Ovie, Fifth is really the spy who is in reality POS.

Clark, what are you doing here? I thought you were working on the Superman story?!

Note to self, avoid posting after a 48 hour binder. You may haphazardly just use the grab bag of prominent assholes rather than actually reading someone's name.

Also years or days that level of use is pretty much going to pigeonhole him in my head as what he is. And then I would advise a strong kick to his nuts, hopefully enough to cause testicular torsion.

I'm assuming since it's 600 kilometres, it's not an option to send him on the train that's going to your city/town/whatever and, "by the way, bring lots of money for the trip".

Honestly, I don't know what I'd do to a person like that.
Certainly not help him in any way. =/

we all make mistakes, I wouldn't fault you for misjudging someone, but should probably work on putting him off more.

Like him calling you in the middle of the night to be your calculator should be *click*. or atleast try to explain that dialing your number takes more effort then figuring it out himself

Dealt with people like this, now I resolve it with the sound of me laughing and then dial tone

If he HAS to leave that night he shouldn't be worrying so minutely about costs and drawbacks and crap.

So what happened, anyway, did he finally decide to just throw himself under the train and rid you of his stupidity?

Well that's good, at any rate.
 

Ahhh, OK.
I still agree that he doesn't sound like he's all together, but I wish you luck in getting what's owed and him luck in getting himself on track, so to say.