OH, and yes, you CAN go more then once.

"Don't grab me by the buns; I'e got a bad case of the runs."

"It just, I don't know, it feels much more freeing to do this without protection."

"So I went to the doctors to get this wart on my lip examined the other day and, funny story there..."

I will not apologize for this at all. You can't make me.
 

"Allright Billy-Bob, you can get the shovel now!"

"Could you stop making so much noise? I'm trying to play Skyrim."

Ok, new trend!

"Talking your way out of a failed sobriety test."

I swear officer, I'm never drunk till I've had at least 6, and that case is still half full!

"I'll sue you for putting me on this wobbly platform of yours! How am I supposed to prove I'm sober on this ground?"

"C'mon officers, I know you two -three- two are a pair of reasonable fellows. Couldn't you let me off with a warning?"