MSperoni |
03-27-2012 07:00 AM |
Yeah, nothing Brian's ever done is going to top 8-bit, especially not these other stupid comics on the site (especially that totes stupid Western one).
I think for 8-bit 2 there needs to be something with Black Mage and Kefka where like they're long lost brothers/twins and they go fight crime but are actually crime sorta like that comic where Baron Zemo was pretending to be a hero but I can't remember what it was called and there needs to be a part where White Mage falls in love with Locke but Thief says no and then goes to steal some money so he can pay a gangster to create a magic storm cloud that will rain all over Corneria but then King Steve takes a gun and shoots left hand man Gary II who replaced left hand man Gary I and then left hand man Gary III because left hand man Gary III was more of a right hand guy and King Steve couldn't tolerate that and then Evil Princess Sarah gets naked because she's hot but Red Mage dressed like a girl and sneaks a peak at her boobs and then Black Mage and Kefka come in and summon Knights of the Round to destroy Elf Land but Yuffie who was there stealing materia manages to save the king who is Thief and her and Thief and Red Mage go steal a super materia that has ultima which they use on Black Mage and Kefka but it doesn't work but instead revives Chaos and then the Dark Warriors show up to try to stop it and then Bikkie throws up because he's eaten too many cheetohs and that makes Chaos laugh and when Chaos laughs that opens up whole new dimensions which pulls in ancient horrors and Aeris gets stabbed but she's dumb so I don't care Yuffie is the best and then Squall and Fighter have a fight with swords but Fighter wins because Fighter is the best and finally a big brown guy with lips and a tight headband runs out and he fights and everyone thinks he's' Black Belt. That's the first 100 pages.
So Brian should make that because...Everything else here is dumb.
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