Smarty's putting up too much of a front not to be scum this game. He's trying to convince everyone he's on their side, and it's pretty blatantly false.

Vote: Smarty

Da fuq iz oi lookeen at?
 

Damnit, Smarty's sober-posting again. Someone get that guy some scotch, on the double.

Roger.
 

*Checks the toilet to see if Bluestarultor is in there*

Look, sometimes this phrase is actually appropriate.
 

seems legit

Nope, Smarty's clearly full of it. I know for a damn fact that there's only about five, tops, and three of 'em are informants.

Oh no they have infiltrated the board of directors.