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Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 11-14-2014 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grandmaster_Skweeb (Post 1247010)
What, a conversation on fruits and nuts not very apeeling to you, daimo? Well that's just grape. Take the zest out of life, why don't you.

I'mma just wine about the fruity puns elsewhere. These jokes are not the reason lime returned to the forums. You've all gone banana's.

Besides, I only directed my hate towards McThar.

Arhra 11-14-2014 11:18 PM

Buncha nutters!

Also appearently the largest tree borne fruit is the jackfruit. Grows up to almost a meter in length and 36 kg in weight.

So now no-one can say they didn't know jack.

Fenris 11-14-2014 11:36 PM

This is the only community I know of that can take a truly spectacular "Deez nuts" joke and turn it into a shitty pun thread in the space of like 3 posts.

I'm so proud.

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FURTHERMORE none of these fruits nor nuts will ever be as Big as Zam so I'm not really sure what the point of this thread is tbh

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 11-14-2014 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Zam (Post 1247013)
This is the only community I know of that can take a truly spectacular "Deez nuts" joke and turn it into a shitty pun thread in the space of like 3 posts.

I'm so proud.

---------- Post added at 10:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 10:33 PM ----------

FURTHERMORE none of these fruits nor nuts will ever be as Big as Zam so I'm not really sure what the point of this thread is tbh

I consider you a fruit and your ego dwarfs the Big Zam

Flarecobra 11-15-2014 12:30 AM

Wasn't Big Zam only able to work for like, 30 minutes or something, and also destroyed?

Or are you talking about the mass produced ones with the big dick cannons?

Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope 11-15-2014 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra (Post 1247016)
Wasn't Big Zam only able to work for like, 30 minutes or something, and also destroyed?

Or are you talking about the mass produced ones with the big dick cannons?

Sounds alot like Fenris

Arhra 11-15-2014 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Zam (Post 1247013)
FURTHERMORE none of these fruits nor nuts will ever be as Big as Zam so I'm not really sure what the point of this thread is tbh

Well, the fruit have already entered mass production, Big Zam.

RobinStarwing 11-16-2014 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Arhra (Post 1247018)
Well, the fruit have already entered mass production, Big Zam.

NUTS OF STEEL are next.

Shyria Dracnoir 11-16-2014 12:27 AM

I missed the pun thread? Guava bunch of bullcrap.

RobinStarwing 11-16-2014 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Shyria Dracnoir (Post 1247037)
I missed the pun thread? Guava bunch of bullcrap.

Well that's just Onyxceptable Shyria! I think we are Slaking off but Audino maybe? So let's stop being a Slowpoke about puns!

EDIT: This is probably all a little Chansey for me though.


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