|
Bulls-eye!
|
Rejected wins, with Doc Ock in second.
|
|
Were those dildos?
|
"Why are all these peepees in boxes?"
"That's what Santa does to you if you're bad." |
Later in life, Dwayne would never understand his irrational fear of rocket ships.
|
"And that's about all I can remember of your father."
|
This picture contains two very unique things: Proof that the American Nerd (Avoidius Solari) is capable of stepping into an adult novelty store without bursting into flame from embarrassment, and the exact moment the young child's mind snapped.
|
Ooh I'm gon' get this one! What you think Shantel?
|
Gary Coleman spotted in porn shop, buying a saddle.
|
"Mommy, what do these do?"
"Well, when a man and a woman love each other, but the man isn't too ample..." |
Mommy, why is that creepy white guy over there smiling?
|
Winners!
Winner- Bob
Runner up- NMR Lots of good ones that round |
Wow, that last one was basically a toss up.
Now, AMUSE ME! http://pictures.funnyjunksite.com/wp...pictures-4.jpg |
The newest sport: extreme teabagging.
|
Rubber Man meets Rubber ball. They immediately hit it off.
|
"Great! Now you went and broke the ball! We'll need a new one!"
"Uh, coach? I think the ball broke his face!" "Ah, walk it off, you nancy!" |
"Hi, my name's Jim, I was in the neighborhood and OH GOD MY FACE WHY DID YOU HIT MY FACE LIKE THAT ARGH!"
|
Murderious ball strikes again. More at 11.
|
This is what it's like when worlds collide!
|
...no, i won't make a joke about balls touching the face.
|
Soccer Ball- $10
Facial Reconstruction-$3000 The laughs this picture gives-Priceless. There are some things money cant buy, for everything else, there's the Internet. |
"Yeah, but your face?? Doesn't that hurt?"
"That's not what I meant to do!" |
This is why they volunteered Bob to be the practice goaly
|
...and when we kissed it was like.... Woah.
|
Pffh, soccer 'injuries'
|
Winner is Preturbed again. Runners up are...basically everyone...again.
|
|
"They've been stealing my ice for Margaritaville. When I find them, they will pay."
|
Rejected face-humper spinoffs.
|
SAVE ME AL GORE!
|
Proving once and for all there IS at least one thing worse than getting your toungue stuck to an icy pole...
|
Global Warming: stranding polar bears since the industrial revolution.
|
"Well... shit."
|
LAST-SECOND SAVE!!!
|
And thus the Ice Bears were created.
|
Where the hell is my Coke?
|
"And those are a few of my favorite things..."
|
Caption jack sparrow of the polar bears
|
Rejected wins. Hawk 2nd
|
|
Home of the last remaining wild LOLcats.
|
They wouldn't build it for any other guy
|
"We can't stop here. This is Rickroll country."
|
Recreated through pseudo-science and DNA collected from fossilised mosquitos!
|
First the internet...Then our parades!... Now our National parks!...IS NO PLACE SAFE!
|
Because Lord knows he's gonna need a safe place after that stunt at the Macy's parade.
|
Located right next door to the Steve Irwin Memorial Stingray Preserve in beautiful downtown Burbank!
|
I was told I would see nude women.
|
Preturbed wins.
Bob 2nd for use of nudeity |
|
It's the Walker Xtreme! Why be old and gimpy when you can have THIS wicked ride!? Bob Vila approves! Order yours today!
|
Armstrong won the tour de Florida for 7 consecutive years
|
The ultimate Tricycle: For when you have to go around the neighborhood in style.
|
Lance Armstrong never got rid of his child-hood anxiety of bicycle riding, and it still affects his life even in old age.
|
Blues first, everyone else second.
|
|
NOOOOOO! Not Stephen Colbert! This human-eating has to stop...
|
That eagle stole my fish...
|
......but I like the honey.....
|
...he didn't
|
You make Smokey cry.
|
Suprise! Buttsecks!
|
Ow.....right in the mommy-daddy lever....*Falls*
|
What has been seen... cannot be unseen!!!
|
2 girls 1 cup wildlife reaction shot #382
|
The new anti-litter ad compaign doesn't have an indian this go-round.
|
You were my friend....you were my brother!
|
Wow, this was a really good round!
Flare wins by a micron, because it fits so well and nutshots are inherently funny. Rejected gets close second, because that's exactly what I was looking for. Tsaro gets third, because I'm making up a position because it was so close between those three. Honorable mention to everyone else, 'cause you guys all rock. XD |
|
+9 of Trollslaying
|
NPF'ers bible, The Scripture according to Skyshot, Verses 9-21:
'And Lo, did the Mighty Kurosen craft the boards from nothingness, and He looked from one end of the vast Forum to the other, and He decreed it to be Good. But then He saw a time soon in coming where He would not be able to stand against the might of the Trolls, the Spammers, and the Godmodders, and He weeped. Then He looked upon His subjects, and He decreed, "I shall take some of you and invest in you My power, that you might protect these Forums in My stead." And the people rejoiced, and thus, the Mods were given form. And then the Mighty Kurosen gave unto the Mods His mighty Banhammer, and they gained the ability to ban those that broke the rules by smiting them with but a blow to the head. And it was good.' |
Thor aint got nothin' on this.
|
Depending on the wielder, may be made of everything from soft rubber to magic star metal capable of setting things aflame.
|
This one is Feinds. Fenris has a duck on a stick.
|
(Going for heman joke)
Fifth:I HAVE THE POWER |
Thad won. That had to take some thinking.
|
I'm sure you've all seen this one before...
http://i41.tinypic.com/2cejcw1.jpg But frankly, I always thought it could do with a funny caption! So let's hear 'em! |
Luckily, he was just one of Santa's anti-terrorist decoys.
|
...and that's why Christmas isn't coming this year, Billy, or ever again.
|
| All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:34 PM. |
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.8.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.