Thadius's face is in the way of a future hyperspace bypass

Doc is what happens when a Babelfish gets tired of translating for someone less intelligent than it and takes over.

Thadius's mother sells mixtapes.

RickZarber's mother sells 8-Tracks.

ChaoticBrain is a human being.

Bard is an orphan from a basket in the middle of the desert, and I took you for no other reason than I needed a sweet face to buy land. *looks to translator* You get that?! *looks back at Bard* So now you know. *whistles* LOOK AT ME. You're lower than a bastard. You're just a bastard from a basket. You're not my son. Just a little piece of the competition. You're a BASTARD FROM A BASKET. A BASTARD FROM A BASKET!!

Thad doesn't drink coffee, decaf or otherwise. He just brews it for the smell.

Loyal may or may not be familiar with the film "There Will Be Blood," like or unlike Thadius, who most certainly is.

Brain is going to heaven

Doc knows the difference between telling a fantastic lie and making uncivil comments about other people.

(Seriously, I thought this was a game thread, not a "be a complete asshole to other members" thread.)

ChaoticBrain is filled with holes like a swiss cheese.

Seil is actually a brilliant mastermind masquerading as a search engine just to confuse us before he unleashes his plan of world domination.

seil totally watched Harold and Kumar for everything but Neil Patrick Harris

Seil has a huge crush on Ke$ha, the "singer."

Specterbane is the ghost of Neil Patrick Harris's real son who was killed in tragic accident.

edit: this was supposed to be about Seil

today Bard has done nothing except being plagued by ninjas

Doc ock rokc can't spell.

DARTH...IS TOTLLY RIHGT ABOUT TAHT OEN!

Doc ock rokc's nerdgasm face is his regular face.

Despite what you may be led to think from his avatar, aka has a refreshing cool mint flavor.

Shyria ate a few too many sugar golems and now has to wear dentures.

Loyal is capable of love.

Seil is no stranger to love. Seil knows the rules and So do I. A full commitment’s what seil's thinking of, You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
Gonna make you understand…
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

Doc would give you up.

Bard would tap that.

I'd tap Geminex.

Bard apparently is a licensed bartender

Seil is actually an acronym for Slimy Elephants Integrating Logarithms.

Shyria is actually a Achronal being that exists off of the missing socks in the dryer!

Doc ock totally doesn't suck at making up fake words

double-whammy
 

Thadius is actually dead. Doc is just posting as him to keep us in a false sense of security.

Loyal once shook hands with Steve Perry in a blood bond to deal away his youth in exchange for the ability to never stop believin'.

Thadius is not actually drinking from that cup. It is being offered to you. It is a pipping hot cup of "Shut The Fuck Up!" prepared by Betty Crocker.

When locked in a freezer with half a brain...Specter became THE MEAT! (dead pool reference just so you know)

:crying:

Shyria's not really a dragon, she's a mutant dinosaur who shoots flames when she roars.

nin is a Alternate reality Mr.Fish that was interrupted in the middle of his evolution and is still being used as a bat.

Doc has 3 relevant degrees.

Bard can burn cold cereal

Doc's been blowing off making and/or attending dentist appointments for the last three years running.

Loyal once stole the locks from the Panama Canal and used them to guard his porn stash

Shyria's top hat isn't really a top hat, it's just a really weird shaped and classy horn.

Remember Thadius, we're supposed to be LYING here
 

Thadius' assassin training, while a terrific boon to his combat skills, has lamentably destroyed his ability to discern truth from fiction and his ability to remember the rules of the ding-danged thread.

Thadius is coherent.

Bard is always a bit knurd and needs a stiff double to be sober

American beer is like making love in a canoe...
 

Doc ock is such a lightweight he gets blind stinking drunk off the smell of one shot glass of light beer.

Wildfires are what happens when Shyria gets drunk near a forest.

Loyal's Chronic Backstabbing Disorder medication has a very violent reaction to alcohol.

Doc once ran a marathon.

Bard once ran.

Token has freedom at last.

Bard sleeps with a sledgehammer under his pillow.

Thadius knows 101 ways to kill with a toothpick

None of them seemed to work since Doc ock rokc is still alive after being attacked with a toothpick 100 times. Maybe the 101th time is the lucky one.

Should have used these

Aka makes a durable, energy efficient sealant for drainage pipes and house siding.

Shyria IS COVERED IN BEES!

of course when Thadius's refers to classics he is talking about the gurgling of the primordial ooze pits which frequently sound of extreme flatulence and deification

He also bites the dust
 

Doc walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go

Geminex is too cool to have an avatar.

Seriously, I didn't see that until after getting the avatar
 

Bard does not have the kind of precognition that allows him to include terrible cold-puns in his false statements.

Gem is ready to Kick some ICE!

The Ice Age didn't kill the dinosaurs. Doc ock was just sick of them getting into his petunia beds and decided to do something about it.

Shyria hates John Elton's "Circle of Life" because the scene in The Lion King makes her hungry.

Loyal is Loyal.

Magic Marker makes food magically.

Specterbane doesn't believe in Santa.