ER transferring into EQ.

Not being such a huge nerd as to understand what the fuck that even means.

Taking a goddamn high school physics class.

Having been out of highschool for years.

Not having the option to take a Physics class in high school.

Taking weight training instead and actually getting laid.

Being fast and adequately strong instead of just strong and nearly immobile.

Gonna stick with 'getting laid' here. Getting laid instead of spending all your time thinking about how to min max your RL combat stats.

Aids

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