Earl is Nightshine's third cousin. They made out once. Youtube it.

McTahr once had shenanigans

This is Bard's standard reception at Christmas parties.

Specterbane isn't an apple juice container filled with pee, he's just a normal container of apple juice.

Earl once saved Christmas with the help of David Bowie.

From bard! who ironically can't stand the screech of a guitar!

Doc has discovered that the cure for just about every disease is punching him until you feel better. He was going to patent it, until he realized that getting punched would be a really sucky job.

KS is actually dead, the reason he has so few posts over several years is the government's attempt to hide his death involves clumsily trying to post here and there.

Each post takes a the whole department 5 hours to write, and the rest of the time is spent finding threads that fall within the staff's combined mental capacity to handle.

Aldurin is one of the people posing as KS.

Ookalf violently stabbed this thread several times. It died from its wounds.