The advice in this thread is all painfully painfully wrong.
Except IQ's that is pretty accurate. The rest-ugh...

Tower shields don't protect your crotch automatically. You'd think "oh man, this shield is huge, they can't just spear me in the nuts." You're wrong. I don't know how that thing phased in there but it got me and it was a sad, sad thing.

Anime is wierd.

If you've got a problem with Kenny Rogers, then me and you are gonna have to step outside.

For what does it gain a man to win the world is he loses his soul?
 

"The one who has the most stuff when he dies wins" is the game. I'm fine with not playing. Actually I'm pretty sure that rule was intended as a joke.

I'm pretty sure in Biblical times they had already figured out that material success involves losing important parts of yourself. That's what the ol' deal with the devil is a metaphor for.

PS. I know, right Smarty? No advice can compare to Don't Eat the Yellow Snow.

I knew you ironed your jeans.

I just KNEW it.

Just because you're a grown man/woman does'nt mean you can't use the baby wipes. use them.

if she says she wants to get back together, she cheated on you.

Quit pickin' at it.

$If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just dance.

Never imply a woman is pregnant unless you can see them spitting out a baby right then.