Pokemon sold out? oh shit! what will we do?!

Don't be silly. Then they couldn't whore the same game three times for money.

I am looking forward to finding out which HM I receive first this time around!

Probably something like defog, because the fog is apparently too dense to make it to the next town.

Alternatively they'll introduce something new and stupid like the HM jump, and put a ledge in your way, and you're going to have to teach a pokemon to jump. It's like teaching 'flying' pokemon how to fly. Sigh.

Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
 

Rudolph is a pokemon?

You couldn't have gone with Stantler in your title, Noncon?

I'm a failure as a Pokemon trainer. I'll never be the very best like no one ever was.
 

I... I didn't know there was such a thing.

It's okay Nonie old pal. You're blue. Like that one good version of Pokemon.

You mean Sapphire?