So...more addictive than crack?

Apparently he got a sex change while he was at it. :B

What better way to recover from gender reassignment surgery than a relaxing play-through of the new pokemon games?

This game is apparently so popular, hackers got the English ROM dump 2 days before the actual release.

Then they found out about the anti-piracy measures.

The game is ridiculously hard and corrupts your save right before fighting the Elite Four? :p

From what I've heard, if the game detects that it's not being played on a retail cart, it will randomly freeze the game on a fadeout transition. Or some such.

Still interesting, but I was making a Mother reference. ;)

This game is love. My Alakazam just one-shotted every member of Morty's gym, and I haven't even POWERLEVELed. He's only 26 after beating Morty. <3

Yeah, but it's an Alakazam. Friggin' ridiculously high Sp. Atk stat and all. Then again, I traded over a baby Sneasel and Zangoose so that I could do the same thing to most gyms, so I guess I shouldn't be criticizing here :P

Just beat Morty with a Noctowl a couple hours ago. On my way to Olivine now.

You bastard! I had to lose to him three times before I decided to stop being a dunce and level my Zubat to Golbat.

Also, apparently pokemon will evolve even after fainting now, where they didn't before. After I polished off Morty, Golbat evolved into Crobat.

Also: I LOVE THE TOUCH SCREEN! FUCK YOU DIAMOND AND PLATINUM AND YOUR SHITTY MENU NAVIGATION! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

Still need to migrate my bad boys over from Platinum... gonna wait until I get the lvl. 70 badge though, I don't wanna port 'em over and then not get to use 'em properly.